Sneezecount

Eastside Galleries, Digbeth
Strong
They are clearing up the chairs after Bill Drummond

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Continuing to work on Three Times Hotter Than Bournemouth

Back bedroom office
Strong
Working on the website for Three Times Hotter Than Bournemouth

Back bedroom office
Strong
After a long wait, having just watched a YouTube video of this astonishing Manchester United v. West Brom game from 1978.

Bedroom
Moderate
Checking credit card online

Kitchen
Moderate
Discussing the merits of the leftover Cava and Valpolicella

Room 1, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
Spelling test: “take away”

Teachers’ Room, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
Cutting up a laminated sheet!

Room 1, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
Setting up the data projector

Waitrose, Hall Green
Moderate to strong
Concluding that we have enough bread

Back bedroom office
Moderate
Reading Guardian (online) about Sarah Silverman

Bedroom
Moderate
With the first hints of a sore throat, waiting for my vitamin C to dissolve, to the sound of The Wedding Present

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Logging into an Internet bank

Room 1909, The Rotunda, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
In a robe, folding my suit

Chamberlain Square, Birmingham
Moderate
“What was the best birthday you ever had?”

Hallway
Moderate to strong
Going upstairs after putting cards up

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Opening a card

Room 1, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
TETNLNEIGL -> intelligent

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane
Moderate
Lesson planning and email

Moor St Station
Moderate
Approaching the ticket collectors

Room 1, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
“No there aren’t”

Room 1, Moat Lane
Moderate
Researching photos of Birmingham

Stairs
Moderate to strong
Ascending (to bed, after the Ronnie Corbett South Bank Show)

Near Pizza Express, The Bull Ring
Moderate to strong
Deciding not to eat here

Bedroom
Moderate
Panda is being grossly slandered

Bedroom
Mild
Slumber

Dining room
Moderate
Chinese takeaway with anecdotes

Landing
Moderate
Feeling the tickle, realising that the Sneezecount notebook is in the bedroom, going to get it

Fitting room, Marks & Spencer, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Having tried on a shirt

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Looking up Legal & General

Back bedroom office
Moderate
Googling 30 Rock

Bedroom
Moderate
Receiving an update on the latest emails

TV/living room
Moderate to strong
30 Rock DVD

Stairs, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
Ascending, with lunch