Sneezecount

TV/living room
Moderate
Holding yesterday’s Guardian Review in front of me

Hall
Moderate
Reading takeaway menu put through the door

Car, Middleway, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Risking driving through town at shopping home time

Dining Hall, ICC, Birmingham
Moderate
Waiting for the (Creative City) Awards to begin

Dining Hall, ICC, Birmingham
Moderate
Introductory talk by Councillor Summerfield

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Updating Sneezecount and listening “again” to Adam and Joe

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Still going through the Sneezecount archive

Back bedroom office
Moderate
Going through the Sneezecount archive for All The Rage

Tube train, Googe Street
Moderate
Stopping, on the way to the British Library

All Bar One, Regent Street
Moderate
Guardian obituary of Kenneth Scott

Lift, St Georges Hotel, London
Moderate
Doors closing

Waiting room, Hall Green Station
Moderate
“People wear hats”

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Listening “again” to Adam & Joe, skipping the first news segment

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Sneezecount notebook

Stairs
Moderate to strong
Ascending, after putting on the dishwasher

Room 1, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
Register

Train, approaching Tyseley Junction
Moderate
Absent-mindedly reading a discarded Metro

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Browsing before going to sleep

Dojo, The Budokan, Birmingham
Moderate
Warm-up: ankles

Back bedroom office
Moderate
Entering an ommitted sneeze (1042) in the Sneezecount notebook

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Going throught the Dutch trip receipts

D6, Schiphol
Moderate
The plane is delayed

Room 317, Mercure Hotel, Den Haag
Moderate
Packing, after not having gone to bed all night

Tram, near Centraal Station, Den Haag
Moderate
“There’s that wall of shipping containers”

Rijksmuseum shop, Amsterdam
Mild
“un campesino cagando en el retrete”

Rijksmuseum shop, Amsterdam
Moderate
Reading about Hendrick Avercamp’s Winter Landscape with Ice Skaters

Train, Lelylaan station, near Amsterdam
Moderate
A text from Virgin Mobile, Holland

Breakfast room, Mercure Hotel, Den Haag
Moderate
Lucy is talking about The Lazarus Project

Cafe of The Sting, Den Haag
Moderate to strong
Folding up the Crossing Border brochure and preparing to ask for the bill

Exit lobby, Mauritshuis, Den Haag
Moderate
Exiting

3rd floor lobby, Mercure Hotel, Den Haag
Moderate to strong
Getting into the lift

Union Street, Birmingham
Moderate
Wandering about

TV / living room
Moderate to strong
Little Dorrit on iPlayer

Changing room, Moseley School Leisure Centre
Moderate
Going to retrieve clothes from the locker

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane
Moderate
Looking through a book of “resources”

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Updating the Sneezecount website (one thousand and five)

Hospital Street, Hockley
Moderate
Archaeological

Back bedroom office
Moderate
Browsing gladwell.com

Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Fetching the computer

Kitchen
Moderate
Pressing potato peelings into a full composting caddy

Between the dining room and the kitchen
Moderate
Making tea to the tune of Adam and Joe

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
making tea and listening to Radio 4 actors doing Scottish accents

Kitchen
Moderate
Tidying up

Back bedroom office
Moderate
About to start writing up diary for next week

Bull Ring Shopping Centre
Moderate
Trying to arrange where to meet

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Making breakfast

TV / living room
Moderate to strong
Ian Hislop on conscientious objectors

Changing room, Budokan, Birmingham
Moderate
About to change

High Street, Birmingham
Moderate
Having decided to purchase a chocolate bar, though not yet which one

Room 1, Moat Lane
Moderate
“Who was here yesterday?”

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane
Moderate
Thinking about my class

Bedroom
Mild
Wondering weather to take Dan Rhodes’s Gold to work today

TV / living room
Moderate to strong
TV guide

Bathroom
Moderate
Readjusting the soap dish

Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Cooking

Hob Green Hotel, North Yorkshire
Moderate
Alcoholic sheep’s kidney

Car, Stratford Road, Hall Green
Moderate
Stopping off at the florist

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Browsing the Internet

Room 110, South Birmingham College, Hall Green
Moderate
Training session on professional recognition

Back bedroom office
Moderate
Thinking about the future

Landing
Moderate to strong
Carrying pyjamas to the bedroom

TV / living room
Moderate to strong
Turning off the TV, closing the laptop on the Huffington Post

Waterstones, New Street, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
On the way to karate

Park Street, Birmingham
Moderate
Listening to callers to BBC Radio Five Live celebrating the US Presidential election

Room 1, Moat Lane
Moderate
Bus pass admin

Hall
Moderate
Getting my things together

Cafe Revive, M&S, Birmingham
Moderate
“It has not been possible to connect your call.”

Waterstones, New Street, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Mantastic!

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
Printing citizenship materials

Platform 2, Hall Green Station
Moderate to strong
About to call the offices of Stan’s Cafe

Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Reading D’log on bed

TV/living room
Moderate
Just turned off the TV

Kitchen/dining room, Freeland, Oxfordshire
Moderate
Custard is being prepared

Living room, Freeland, Oxfordshire
Moderate to strong
Just sitting

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Postcard number 19

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Working on TTHTB in silence

Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Adam and Joe and Three Times Hotter Than Bournemouth