Sneezecount

Bedroom

Moderate

Diary

Waterhall gallery, Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery

Moderate to strong

A documentary about Bridget Riley

Car, Bristol Road, Edgbaston

Moderate

For Sale Oulsnam

Dining room

Moderate

Carrying a box of washing with a tray of washing-up on top, and carefully lowering it all to the floor

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Diary

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Adding hot water to tea cup

Kitchen

Mild

Transferring sugar to tea cup

TV/living room

Moderate

Only moderate, but it jarred my back painfully: posture?

TV/living room

Moderate

Dimbleby on the Bayeux Tapestry

Kitchen

Mild

Fridge, ketchup

Hall

Moderate

Baby over the shoulder

Bedroom

Moderate

Checking incoming messages before going in the bathroom

Kitchen

Moderate

Preparing to make an experimental mushroom sauce

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Playing, in-cot

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Insomniac baby handover – I’m going back downstairs

TV/living room

Strong

Calculating the derivative of a function (and forgetting a minus sign)

Bedroom

Moderate

A text of the day’s arrangements

Car, Coventry Road

Moderate

The Kitchen Garden Cafe’s plans to reopen in the evenings

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Peeling the skin off some peppers, for no apparent reason

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Putting pear, apple and porridge into a baby

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Cleaning a chopping board

Bedroom

Moderate

Voicing my scepticism re China

Kitchen

Moderate

Removing the inner seal from a 2 pint bottle of Waitrose organic skimmed milk

Waitrose, Kenilworth

Moderate to strong

Frozen meat

Car, Shaftmoor Lane, Hall Green

Moderate

To Kenilworth!

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Benitez on the telly, a baby on my chest

Outside Waterstones, High Street, Birmingham

Moderate

Leaving the family for a Karate class

Nursery/spare bedroom

Moderate

Selecting another small top

Bedroom

Moderate

A change of bib

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Angle A = 17.7 degrees

Bedroom

Moderate

Getting ready for bed

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Just delivered the breakfast tray

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Making family tea

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

I am being shown a photo of my parents’ (as yet unpostponed due to the weather) hotel accommodation on the Internet

TV/living room

Moderate

My father is looking up his house on Google Maps

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Trying to find ITV4 (failing)

Kitchen

Moderate

Preparing a baby lunch

Swanshurst Lane, Moseley/Hall Green

Strong

Scrolling through iPod for an unlistened to podcast (More Or Less)

Bedroom

Moderate

Just replied to @drewtoothpaste re “Guy Fawkes Day”

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

The Big Issue review of the year issue

Bedroom

Moderate

Herring on Kay

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

A baby also sneezing

Bedroom

Moderate

Guardian Online as I can’t sleep

Bedroom

Strong

A baby with a cold

TV/living room, Edgbaston

Moderate

Still not impressed: a thin act

TV/living room, Edgbaston

Moderate

No-one is impressed by Paloma Faith on Jools Holland

Bedroom

Moderate

Changing into jeans, talking about buying jeans

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Pouring cava

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

On The Waterfront: “C’mon let’s go!”

TV/living room, Knaresborough

Strong

Nightime Internet check-up

Bedroom, Knaresborough

Moderate

Retrieving Sneezecount notebook

Kitchen, Knaresborough

Moderate

Filling an unfamiliar kettle

TV room, Dorridge

Moderate

Painful rendition of James Morrison / Nelly Furtado on We Sing (witnessed)

Outside the house

Moderate to strong

Loading the car fora Christmas Eve night

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Putting tights on a baby

Bedroom

Moderate

Logging on to online banking

TV/living room

Moderate

Porridge (TV)

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Tidying up a bit

Bedroom, rented barn conversion, Dorset

Moderate

Time to get up (time approximate)

Lounge area, rented barn conversion, Dorset

Moderate

Commenting on a friend being liberal with the paté

Kitchen, rented barn conversion, Dorset

Strong

Connections to Harry Hill (and breakfast pepper up the nose)

Car, M5 (near Weston_S-Mare)

Mild

Preferring that C&H might cover for A&J

Bedroom

Moderate

An email from David Byrne! (to about a million people…)

Bedroom

Moderate

Writing to James Hart re what had become of asptoday.com

Kitchen

Moderate

Making bread: flour in the nose?

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Google Alerts, holding sleeping baby

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Worrying some root vegetables

Landing

Moderate

When I checked the time on my phone I found that I had been browsing the Internet on it for about half an hour

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Looking for a video of Roo Reynolds talking about lego

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Taking two mugs out of the dishwasher

Bedroom

Moderate

A train of thought about nostrils. Coincidence?

TV/living room

Moderate

Bertie is trying to steal a painting

Bedroom

Moderate

The putting on of a bib

Bedroom

Strong

Dave Green in an SRS Vimeo outake

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

“Here’s a tissue”

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Tea and A&J

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Waiting for Amanda

Bedroom

Moderate

Entering, in towel

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

An awkward, coded conversation between the Queen and Prince Charles

Stairs

Moderate

Ascending, with hammer

Stairs

Moderate

Ascending

Landing

Moderate to strong

Walking off some mashed banana

TV/living room

Moderate

Plans for tea

Bedroom

Moderate

The Rockefeller Skank on Spotify, plus dancing baby

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Setting the central heating

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Having noted the previous sneeze, going to get a tissue

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Standing on the bed to close the blind

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Idly checking Twitter while idly ignoring The Empire Strikes Back

Bathroom

Moderate

Facing the sink, about to clean my clean my teeth

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Three people at different stages of waking up

Bedroom

Strong

Babytainment

Bedroom

Moderate

Handing over a laptop: “there’s nothing I want to look at, ever”

Bedroom

Moderate

The Thick Of It on iPlayer

Bedroom

Moderate

stanscafe.co.uk on Day 3 of The Just Price of Flowers

TV/living room

Moderate

Costa shortlists announced tonight?

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Waiting for the PC laptop to boot up for Mathcad, and clicking on Steady As She Goes on iTunes

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Mobile phone in one hand, Enemy of Chaos in the other, and a baby on top of me

Hall

Moderate to strong

Carrying mugs to kitchen

Kitchen

Strong

About to poach an egg (no mushrooms today)

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

A&J discussing “overboard” while I pace the room with a baby sticking out of my stomach