one thousand, three hundred and eighty-one

19th April 2009 6:53 pm

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Putting away after tea

one thousand, three hundred and eighty

18th April 2009 10:07 pm

Study

Moderate to strong

Looking at photos of us as children

one thousand, three hundred and seventy-nine

18th April 2009 9:54 am

Dining room

Moderate

Moving emails from Inbox to Saved

one thousand, three hundred and seventy-eight

16th April 2009 11:26 am

Ikea, Wednesbury

Moderate

Compact storage solutions

one thousand, three hundred and seventy-seven

16th April 2009 7:37 am

Office / spare bedroom

Moderate to strong

Looking up “Spectre” on the “Internet”

one thousand, three hundred and seventy-six

16th April 2009 5:22 am

Office / spare bedroom

Moderate to strong

Staggering about

one thousand, three hundred and seventy-five

16th April 2009 5:21 am

Office / spare bedroom

Moderate to strong

Getting up

one thousand, three hundred and seventy-four

15th April 2009 10:43 am

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Dishwasher / tidyup

one thousand, three hundred and seventy-three

15th April 2009 9:43 am

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Settling down for more novel reading

one thousand, three hundred and seventy-two

15th April 2009 7:41 am

Bedroom

Moderate

Charlie Brooker on Amazon

one thousand, three hundred and seventy-one

14th April 2009 9:10 pm

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Childbirth conversation

one thousand, three hundred and seventy

14th April 2009 8:12 pm

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Just got in from a fine Italian meal

one thousand, three hundred and sixty-nine

14th April 2009 11:46 am

Dining room

Moderate

Reading an intermediate draft of a second novel

one thousand, three hundred and sixty-eight

14th April 2009 9:40 am

Dining room

Moderate

Finished looking up Nature Boy by Nat King Cole

one thousand, three hundred and sixty-seven

13th April 2009 8:33 pm

Bedroom

Strong

Girls’ names

one thousand, three hundred and sixty-six

13th April 2009 6:32 pm

TV / Living room

Moderate to strong

That coal tit is at it again

one thousand, three hundred and sixty-five

11th April 2009 3:56 pm

Landing

Moderate

About to go for a canal walk

one thousand, three hundred and sixty-four

11th April 2009 11:49 am

Office/spare bedroom

Moderate to strong

Pitching in to a telephone negotiation of a lunchtime meet-up

one thousand, three hundred and sixty-three

11th April 2009 10:40 am

Back bedroom office

Strong

Entering Sneeze #1,350

one thousand, three hundred and sixty-two

10th April 2009 3:43 pm

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Waiting for the kettle to boil

one thousand, three hundred and sixty-one

10th April 2009 2:08 pm

Back bedroom office

Moderate

Updating Sneezecount to the tune of Radio David Byrne (Bon Iver: Flume)

one thousand, three hundred and sixty

9th April 2009 7:30 pm

Kitchen

Strong

Washing / cleaning up

one thousand, three hundred and fifty-nine

9th April 2009 3:31 pm

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Downloading latest version of Tweetdeck

one thousand, three hundred and fifty-eight

9th April 2009 12:38 pm

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Adam Buxton / Stewart Lee

one thousand, three hundred and fifty-seven

9th April 2009 10:53 am

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Collings and Herrin podcast 58 re. Piers Morgan

one thousand, three hundred and fifty-six

8th April 2009 1:45 pm

Kitchen, Dorridge

Moderate

Sneezecount notebook

one thousand, three hundred and fifty-five

8th April 2009 1:44 pm

Kitchen, Dorridge

Moderate to strong

Leafing through tax info

one thousand, three hundred and fifty-four

7th April 2009 9:18 am

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Clicking between windows

one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three

7th April 2009 8:30 am

Back bedroom office

Moderate

Adam and Joe podcast

one thousand, three hundred and fifty-two

6th April 2009 11:16 pm

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Discussing recent spam volume

one thousand, three hundred and fifty-one

6th April 2009 7:56 pm

Charing Cross tube station

Moderate to strong

Is this the right way?

one thousand, three hundred and fifty

6th April 2009 7:22 pm

Lobby, BFI

Moderate to strong

Deciding that it might actually pay off to join the BFI

one thousand, three hundred and forty-nine

5th April 2009 7:43 pm

TV / living room

Moderate to strong

A property website!

one thousand, three hundred and forty-eight

5th April 2009 11:04 am

TV / living room

Moderate

Drenched dregs of the Malaysian Grand Prix, and a bit of the Birmingham Post online

one thousand, three hundred and forty-seven

5th April 2009 8:31 am

Bedroom

Moderate

Guardian website

one thousand, three hundred and forty-six

3rd April 2009 9:38 pm

Hall, Dorridge

Moderate

Moving from dining room to sitting room

one thousand, three hundred and forty-five

3rd April 2009 8:14 pm

Dining room, Dorridge

Moderate

Tales of “friends”

one thousand, three hundred and forty-four

3rd April 2009 1:31 pm

John Lewis, Solihull

Moderate

Approaching the computer department

one thousand, three hundred and forty-three

2nd April 2009 12:22 pm

Room HA007, SBC, Hall Green

Moderate

Discussion of bilingualism

one thousand, three hundred and forty-two

1st April 2009 1:47 pm

Room 1, Moat Lane

Moderate to strong

Invigilating reading assessment retake

one thousand, three hundred and forty-one

1st April 2009 12:38 pm

Waterstones, High Street, Birmingham

Moderate

Fingering The Damned United, suspiciously

one thousand, three hundred and forty

1st April 2009 8:07 am

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Contemplating travel plans tonight

one thousand, three hundred and thirty-nine

1st April 2009 8:00 am

Bedroom

Moderate

That sneeze ain’t no April Fool

one thousand, three hundred and thirty-eight

31st March 2009 9:55 am

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane

Moderate to strong

Printing

one thousand, three hundred and thirty-seven

31st March 2009 7:53 am

Bedroom

Moderate

Email

one thousand, three hundred and thirty-six

31st March 2009 7:47 am

Bedroom

Moderate

Sitting with laptop on bed

one thousand, three hundred and thirty-five

30th March 2009 3:07 pm

Room 1, Moat Lane

Moderate

Using the board rubber to clean the board

one thousand, three hundred and thirty-four

30th March 2009 12:03 pm

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane

Moderate

Chatting with colleagues

one thousand, three hundred and thirty-three

29th March 2009 8:38 am

Bedroom

Moderate

Online banking

one thousand, three hundred and thirty-two

28th March 2009 9:37 pm

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

That right nostril has been bothering me all day

one thousand, three hundred and thirty-one

28th March 2009 8:47 am

Bedroom

Moderate

Still reading about ante-natal testing

one thousand, three hundred and thirty

28th March 2009 8:46 am

Bedroom

Moderate

Reading about ante-natal testing

one thousand, three hundred and twenty-nine

27th March 2009 5:11 pm

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Radio 4 clip of Will Self and Professor David Penny on the rights of apes

one thousand, three hundred and twenty-eight

27th March 2009 4:26 pm

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Psychogeography and Will Self on Amazon

one thousand, three hundred and twenty-seven

26th March 2009 12:07 pm

Gap, the Bull Ring

Moderate

Cotton zip-tops

one thousand, three hundred and twenty-six

26th March 2009 11:04 am

Reception, ante-natal scan department, Birmingham Women’s Hospital

Moderate

Waiting to hand in report to reception

one thousand, three hundred and twenty-five

26th March 2009 3:42 am

Bedroom

Moderate

Awake, Internet (Ed Rapley)

one thousand, three hundred and twenty-four

25th March 2009 8:54 pm

Strada, The Mailbox

Moderate

The sweet menu

one thousand, three hundred and twenty-three

24th March 2009 1:26 pm

Room 1, Moat Lane

Moderate

Setting up the cassette for City & Guilds Speaking and Listening assessment “You and Your Phone”

one thousand, three hundred and twenty-two

22nd March 2009 8:01 pm

Back bedroom office

Moderate

Deleting the spams

one thousand, three hundred and twenty-one

22nd March 2009 7:56 am

Bedroom

Moderate

Getting up and moving about

one thousand, three hundred and twenty

21st March 2009 11:03 pm

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Checking central heating

one thousand, three hundred and nineteen

21st March 2009 8:29 am

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Catherine is making a list

one thousand, three hundred and eighteen

21st March 2009 8:14 am

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Sneezecount notebook

one thousand, three hundred and seventeen

21st March 2009 8:10 am

Bedroom

Moderate

Opening letters

one thousand, three hundred and sixteen

19th March 2009 4:13 pm

Taxi, Parliament Street, London

Mild

Moving between publishers

one thousand, three hundred and fifteen

19th March 2009 7:28 am

Room 308, Shaftesbury Paddington hotel

Moderate to strong

Just turned on the television (news)

one thousand, three hundred and fourteen

18th March 2009 4:05 pm

SBC, Hall Green

Moderate

Leaving the college grounds for the train

one thousand, three hundred and thirteen

17th March 2009 12:07 pm

Room 1, Moat Lane

Moderate to strong

Monitoring Who/When comprehension questions

one thousand, three hundred and twelve

16th March 2009 11:47 am

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane

Moderate

Pasting a Guardian article into a file

one thousand, three hundred and eleven

16th March 2009 11:32 am

The Bull Ring market area

Moderate

Walking to place of work

one thousand, three hundred and ten

12th March 2009 8:50 pm

Hall

Moderate to strong

Fiddling with Sneezecount notebook

one thousand, three hundred and nine

12th March 2009 8:49 pm

Doorstep

Moderate to strong

Just got in from a meeting

one thousand, three hundred and eight

12th March 2009 10:30 am

Back bedroom office

Mild

If you sneeze when you are blowing your nose, is that a sneeze? (It is now!)

one thousand, three hundred and seven

11th March 2009 8:18 pm

Bedroom

Strong

Trying to find some coverage of Manchester United v. Inter on the Internet

one thousand, three hundred and six

11th March 2009 6:27 pm

TV/living room

Moderate

About to give my opinion on the Horne/Corden television product

one thousand, three hundred and five

11th March 2009 3:38 pm

Room 1, Moat Lane

Moderate to strong

About to go through price comparison research

one thousand, three hundred and four

11th March 2009 12:56 pm

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane

Moderate

Gathering papers, non-committedly

one thousand, three hundred and three

11th March 2009 10:53 am

Room 3.20, SBC, Digbeth

Moderate

Supervising, comparing price comparison websites for this afternoon’s class

one thousand, three hundred and two

11th March 2009 10:08 am

Room 3.20, SBC, Digbeth

Moderate

Supervising a practice L1 literacy test online

one thousand, three hundred and one

10th March 2009 10:35 pm

Bedroom

Strong

Internet, or more to the point “AirPort”, playing up.

one thosand, three hundred

10th March 2009 5:08 pm

Changing room, The Budokan, Birmingham

Moderate to strong

Sore throat, tingly nose

one thousand, two hundred and ninety-nine

10th March 2009 12:05 pm

Room 1, Moat Lane

Moderate to strong

Preparing for spelling test

one thousand, two hundred and ninety-eight

10th March 2009 10:42 am

Room 1, Moat Lane

Moderate

Jobs matching game

one thousand, two hundred and ninety-seven

10th March 2009 8:58 am

Train, Digbeth

Mild

Slowing for Moor Street

one thousand, two hundred and ninety-six

9th March 2009 1:20 pm

Room 1, Moat Lane

Moderate to strong

Start of the class, only 3 students so far

one thousand, two hundred and ninety-five

8th March 2009 11:59 pm

Bedroom

Moderate

Adam and Joe, “again”, seconds before midnight

one thousand, two hundred and ninety-four

8th March 2009 9:01 pm

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Video Skype Birmingham to Barcelona

one thousand, two hundred and ninety-three

8th March 2009 7:13 pm

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Catching up on Herring

one thousand, two hundred and ninety-two

7th March 2009 4:48 pm

Room 601, Barcelo Raval, Barcelona

Moderate

Just finished Brooker Guardian review of The Listener including the phrase “pie full of twat”

one thousand, two hundred and ninety-one

6th March 2009 4:48 pm

Red Lion, Barcelona

Moderate to strong

Inauthentically devoid of English people and es permit fumar

one thousand, two hundred and ninety

6th March 2009 2:09 pm

Lituratura FNAC, Barcelona

Moderate

A curious English Spanish glossary: From Lost to the River and Speaking in Silver

one thousand, two hundred and eighty-nine

6th March 2009 11:34 am

Room 601, Barcelo Raval, Barcelona

Moderate to strong

Unpacking

one thousand, one hundred and eighty-eight

6th March 2009 10:38 am

Train, Barcelona airport

Moderate

Just pulling out

one thousand, two hundred and eighty-seven

5th March 2009 3:11 pm

Classroom, South Birmingham College, Hall Green

Moderate

Exercise on features of discourse

one thousand, two hundred and eighty-six

5th March 2009 8:23 am

Bedroom

Moderate

Checking the 5 day weather “forecast”

one thousand, two hundred and eighty-five

4th March 2009 9:25 pm

Bedroom

Moderate

Watching the writing of a cheque to a pension fund

one thousand, two hundred and eight-four

4th March 2009 8:30 am

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Sneezecount Notebook

one thousand, two hundred and eighty-three

4th March 2009 8:29 am

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Shutting down Tweetdeck to go to work

one thousand, two hundred and eighty-two

3rd March 2009 8:16 am

Back bedroom office

Moderate

Preparing materials for a Pre-Entry class