one thousand, eight hundred and seventy-five

8th February 2010 8:57 pm

Bedroom

Moderate

Diary

one thousand, eight hundred and seventy-four

8th February 2010 12:27 pm

Waterhall gallery, Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery

Moderate to strong

A documentary about Bridget Riley

one thousand, eight hundred and seventy-three

7th February 2010 11:51 am

Car, Bristol Road, Edgbaston

Moderate

For Sale Oulsnam

one thousand, eight hundred and seventy-two

7th February 2010 9:20 am

Dining room

Moderate

Carrying a box of washing with a tray of washing-up on top, and carefully lowering it all to the floor

one thousand, eight hundred and seventy-one

6th February 2010 8:05 pm

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Diary

one thousand, eight hundred and seventy

6th February 2010 10:33 am

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Adding hot water to tea cup

one thousand, eight hundred and sixty-nine

5th February 2010 9:39 am

Kitchen

Mild

Transferring sugar to tea cup

one thousand, eight hundred and sixty-eight

3rd February 2010 8:26 pm

TV/living room

Moderate

Only moderate, but it jarred my back painfully: posture?

one thousand, eight hundred and sixty-seven

1st February 2010 7:54 pm

TV/living room

Moderate

Dimbleby on the Bayeux Tapestry

one thousand, eight hundred and sixty-six

1st February 2010 9:05 am

Kitchen

Mild

Fridge, ketchup

one thousand, eight hundred and sixty-five

29th January 2010 11:51 am

Hall

Moderate

Baby over the shoulder

one thousand, eight hundred and sixty-four

28th January 2010 9:04 am

Bedroom

Moderate

Checking incoming messages before going in the bathroom

one thousand, eight hundred and sixty-three

26th January 2010 7:12 pm

Kitchen

Moderate

Preparing to make an experimental mushroom sauce

one thousand, eight hundred and sixty-two

26th January 2010 4:03 pm

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Playing, in-cot

one thousand, eight hundred and sixty-one

25th January 2010 9:04 pm

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Insomniac baby handover – I’m going back downstairs

one thousand, eight hundred and sixty

25th January 2010 8:30 pm

TV/living room

Strong

Calculating the derivative of a function (and forgetting a minus sign)

one thousand, eight hundred and fifty-nine

24th January 2010 8:50 am

Bedroom

Moderate

A text of the day’s arrangements

one thousand, eight hundred and fifty-eight

22nd January 2010 2:52 pm

Car, Coventry Road

Moderate

The Kitchen Garden Cafe’s plans to reopen in the evenings

one thousand, eight hundred and fifty-seven

21st January 2010 12:27 pm

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Peeling the skin off some peppers, for no apparent reason

one thousand, eight hundred and fifty-six

21st January 2010 8:56 am

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Putting pear, apple and porridge into a baby

one thousand, eight hundred and fifty-five

20th January 2010 6:10 pm

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Cleaning a chopping board

one thousand, eight hundred and fifty-four

20th January 2010 9:36 am

Bedroom

Moderate

Voicing my scepticism re China

one thousand, eight hundred and fifty-three

18th January 2010 8:51 am

Kitchen

Moderate

Removing the inner seal from a 2 pint bottle of Waitrose organic skimmed milk

one thousand, eight hundred and fifty-two

17th January 2010 2:51 pm

Waitrose, Kenilworth

Moderate to strong

Frozen meat

one thousand, eight hundred and fifty-one

17th January 2010 1:06 pm

Car, Shaftmoor Lane, Hall Green

Moderate

To Kenilworth!

one thousand, eight hundred and fifty

16th January 2010 4:46 pm

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Benitez on the telly, a baby on my chest

one thousand, eight hundred and forty-nine

16th January 2010 12:35 pm

Outside Waterstones, High Street, Birmingham

Moderate

Leaving the family for a Karate class

one thousand, eight hundred and forty-eight

15th January 2010 11:49 am

Nursery/spare bedroom

Moderate

Selecting another small top

one thousand, eight hundred and forty-seven

15th January 2010 11:19 am

Bedroom

Moderate

A change of bib

one thousand, eight hundred and forty-six

14th January 2010 2:14 pm

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Angle A = 17.7 degrees

one thousand, eight hundred and forty-five

13th January 2010 10:09 pm

Bedroom

Moderate

Getting ready for bed

one thousand, eight hundred and forty-four

13th January 2010 7:13 am

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Just delivered the breakfast tray

one thousand, eight hundred and forty-three

12th January 2010 9:57 am

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Making family tea

one thousand, eight hundred and forty-two

11th January 2010 8:25 pm

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

I am being shown a photo of my parents’ (as yet unpostponed due to the weather) hotel accommodation on the Internet

one thousand, eight hundred and forty-one

11th January 2010 3:29 pm

TV/living room

Moderate

My father is looking up his house on Google Maps

one thousand, eight hundred and forty

10th January 2010 10:29 pm

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Trying to find ITV4 (failing)

one thousand, eight hundred and thirty-nine

9th January 2010 11:32 am

Kitchen

Moderate

Preparing a baby lunch

one thousand, eight hundred and thirty-eight

8th January 2010 1:45 pm

Swanshurst Lane, Moseley/Hall Green

Strong

Scrolling through iPod for an unlistened to podcast (More Or Less)

one thousand, eight hundred and thirty-seven

7th January 2010 9:41 pm

Bedroom

Moderate

Just replied to @drewtoothpaste re “Guy Fawkes Day”

one thousand, eight hundred and thirty-six

6th January 2010 9:50 am

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

The Big Issue review of the year issue

one thousand, eight hundred and thirty-five

5th January 2010 9:59 pm

Bedroom

Moderate

Herring on Kay

one thousand, eight hundred and thirty-four

4th January 2010 11:30 am

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

A baby also sneezing

one thousand, eight hundred and thirty-three

3rd January 2010 3:46 am

Bedroom

Moderate

Guardian Online as I can’t sleep

one thousand, eight hundred and thirty-two

2nd January 2010 9:22 pm

Bedroom

Strong

A baby with a cold

one thousand, eight hundred and thirty-one

1st January 2010 12:48 am

TV/living room, Edgbaston

Moderate

Still not impressed: a thin act

one thousand, eight hundred and thirty

1st January 2010 12:47 am

TV/living room, Edgbaston

Moderate

No-one is impressed by Paloma Faith on Jools Holland

one thousand, eight hundred and twenty-nine

31st December 2009 12:12 pm

Bedroom

Moderate

Changing into jeans, talking about buying jeans

one thousand, eight hundred and twenty-eight

30th December 2009 6:32 pm

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Pouring cava

one thousand, eight hundred and twenty-seven

29th December 2009 4:53 pm

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

On The Waterfront: “C’mon let’s go!”

one thousand, eight hundred and twenty-six

28th December 2009 11:13 pm

TV/living room, Knaresborough

Strong

Nightime Internet check-up

one thousand, eight hundred and twenty-five

28th December 2009 8:33 am

Bedroom, Knaresborough

Moderate

Retrieving Sneezecount notebook

one thousand, eight hundred and twenty-four

28th December 2009 8:32 am

Kitchen, Knaresborough

Moderate

Filling an unfamiliar kettle

one thousand, eight hundred and twenty-three

25th December 2009 7:54 pm

TV room, Dorridge

Moderate

Painful rendition of James Morrison / Nelly Furtado on We Sing (witnessed)

one thousand, eight hundred and twenty-two

24th December 2009 7:20 pm

Outside the house

Moderate to strong

Loading the car fora Christmas Eve night

one thousand, eight hundred and twenty-one

24th December 2009 9:04 am

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Putting tights on a baby

one thousand, eight hundred and twenty

24th December 2009 7:20 am

Bedroom

Moderate

Logging on to online banking

one thousand, eight hundred and nineteen

23rd December 2009 7:10 pm

TV/living room

Moderate

Porridge (TV)

one thousand, eight hundred and eighteen

22nd December 2009 9:16 pm

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Tidying up a bit

one thousand, eight hundred and seventeen

21st December 2009 8:00 am

Bedroom, rented barn conversion, Dorset

Moderate

Time to get up (time approximate)

one thousand, eight hundred and sixteen

19th December 2009 9:07 pm

Lounge area, rented barn conversion, Dorset

Moderate

Commenting on a friend being liberal with the paté

one thousand, eight hundred and fifteen

19th December 2009 9:52 am

Kitchen, rented barn conversion, Dorset

Strong

Connections to Harry Hill (and breakfast pepper up the nose)

one thousand, eight hundred and fourteen

18th December 2009 2:34 pm

Car, M5 (near Weston_S-Mare)

Mild

Preferring that C&H might cover for A&J

one thousand, eight hundred and thirteen

14th December 2009 3:36 pm

Bedroom

Moderate

An email from David Byrne! (to about a million people…)

one thousand, eight hundred and twelve

14th December 2009 8:33 am

Bedroom

Moderate

Writing to James Hart re what had become of asptoday.com

one thousand, eight hundred and eleven

13th December 2009 10:47 am

Kitchen

Moderate

Making bread: flour in the nose?

one thousand, eight hundred and ten

13th December 2009 10:23 am

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Google Alerts, holding sleeping baby

one thousand, eight hundred and nine

12th December 2009 6:47 pm

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Worrying some root vegetables

one thousand, eight hundred and eight

11th December 2009 10:27 pm

Landing

Moderate

When I checked the time on my phone I found that I had been browsing the Internet on it for about half an hour

one thousand, eight hundred and seven

11th December 2009 11:53 am

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Looking for a video of Roo Reynolds talking about lego

one thousand, eight hundred and six

11th December 2009 8:15 am

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Taking two mugs out of the dishwasher

one thousand, eight hundred and five

9th December 2009 4:11 am

Bedroom

Moderate

A train of thought about nostrils. Coincidence?

one thousand, eight hundred and four

7th December 2009 8:51 pm

TV/living room

Moderate

Bertie is trying to steal a painting

one thousand, eight hundred and three

6th December 2009 10:44 am

Bedroom

Moderate

The putting on of a bib

one thousand, eight hundred and two

5th December 2009 1:18 pm

Bedroom

Strong

Dave Green in an SRS Vimeo outake

one thousand, eight hundred and one

5th December 2009 10:11 am

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

“Here’s a tissue”

one thousand, eight hundred

5th December 2009 10:10 am

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Tea and A&J

one thousand, seven hundred and ninety-nine

4th December 2009 11:25 am

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Waiting for Amanda

one thousand, seven hundred and ninety-eight

4th December 2009 10:21 am

Bedroom

Moderate

Entering, in towel

one thousand, seven hundred and ninety-seven

3rd December 2009 9:54 pm

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

An awkward, coded conversation between the Queen and Prince Charles

one thousand, seven hundred and ninety-six

3rd December 2009 2:24 pm

Stairs

Moderate

Ascending, with hammer

one thousand, seven hundred and ninety-five

3rd December 2009 10:35 am

Stairs

Moderate

Ascending

one thousand, seven hundred and ninety-four

2nd December 2009 11:21 am

Landing

Moderate to strong

Walking off some mashed banana

one thousand, seven hundred and ninety-three

1st December 2009 12:18 pm

TV/living room

Moderate

Plans for tea

one thousand, seven hundred and ninety-two

30th November 2009 3:52 pm

Bedroom

Moderate

The Rockefeller Skank on Spotify, plus dancing baby

one thousand, seven hundred and ninety-one

29th November 2009 11:01 pm

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Setting the central heating

one thousand, seven hundred and ninety

28th November 2009 11:33 pm

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Having noted the previous sneeze, going to get a tissue

one thousand, seven hundred and eighty-nine

28th November 2009 11:32 pm

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Standing on the bed to close the blind

one thousand, seven hundred and eighty-eight

28th November 2009 6:26 pm

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Idly checking Twitter while idly ignoring The Empire Strikes Back

one thousand, seven hundred and eighty-seven

28th November 2009 1:48 pm

Bathroom

Moderate

Facing the sink, about to clean my clean my teeth

one thousand, seven hundred and eighty-six

28th November 2009 8:28 am

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Three people at different stages of waking up

one thousand, seven hundred and eighty-five

27th November 2009 3:31 pm

Bedroom

Strong

Babytainment

one thousand, seven hundred and eighty-four

26th November 2009 9:52 pm

Bedroom

Moderate

Handing over a laptop: “there’s nothing I want to look at, ever”

one thousand, seven hundred and eighty-three

25th November 2009 10:20 pm

Bedroom

Moderate

The Thick Of It on iPlayer

one thousand, seven hundred and eighty-two

25th November 2009 4:34 am

Bedroom

Moderate

stanscafe.co.uk on Day 3 of The Just Price of Flowers

one thousand, seven hundred and eighty-one

24th November 2009 9:00 pm

TV/living room

Moderate

Costa shortlists announced tonight?

one thousand, seven hundred and eighty

24th November 2009 3:30 pm

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Waiting for the PC laptop to boot up for Mathcad, and clicking on Steady As She Goes on iTunes

one thousand, seven hundred and seventy-nine

22nd November 2009 11:18 pm

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Mobile phone in one hand, Enemy of Chaos in the other, and a baby on top of me

one thousand, seven hundred and seventy-eight

22nd November 2009 6:10 pm

Hall

Moderate to strong

Carrying mugs to kitchen

one thousand, seven hundred and seventy-seven

22nd November 2009 10:46 am

Kitchen

Strong

About to poach an egg (no mushrooms today)

one thousand, seven hundred and seventy-six

21st November 2009 10:56 am

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

A&J discussing “overboard” while I pace the room with a baby sticking out of my stomach