Bedroom Moderate The Rockefeller Skank on Spotify, plus dancing baby

Kitchen Moderate to strong Setting the central heating

Bedroom Moderate to strong Having noted the previous sneeze, going to get a tissue

Bedroom Moderate to strong Standing on the bed to close the blind

TV/living room Moderate to strong Idly checking Twitter while idly ignoring The Empire Strikes Back

Bathroom Moderate Facing the sink, about to clean my clean my teeth

Bedroom Moderate to strong Three people at different stages of waking up

Bedroom Strong Babytainment

Bedroom Moderate Handing over a laptop: “there’s nothing I want to look at, ever”

Bedroom Moderate The Thick Of It on iPlayer

Bedroom Moderate stanscafe.co.uk on Day 3 of The Just Price of Flowers

TV/living room Moderate Costa shortlists announced tonight?

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Waiting for the PC laptop to boot up for Mathcad, and clicking on Steady As She Goes on iTunes

Bedroom Moderate to strong Mobile phone in one hand, Enemy of Chaos in the other, and a baby on top of me

Hall Moderate to strong Carrying mugs to kitchen

Kitchen Strong About to poach an egg (no mushrooms today)

Bedroom Moderate to strong A&J discussing “overboard” while I pace the room with a baby sticking out of my stomach

Kitchen Moderate to strong Unwrapping an Ecover dishwasher tablet

Bedroom Moderate to strong Closing laptop

Bedroom Moderate Sketching the graph of g(x) = (1/9 (x – 3)^2) – 4  (6 <= x <= 9)

Kitchen Moderate to strong Buttering toast (the frying of mushrooms has produced and acrid air, irritating the nasal membrane)

Kitchen Moderate to strong Making bread (adding seeds)

TV/living room Moderate Clearing up before bed

Car, Handsworth Moderate to strong On our way home

Car, St Mary’s Row, Moseley Moderate to strong A trip to Handsworth

Dining room Moderate to strong The Bedside Crow

Kitchen Moderate to strong Tea, with Mother

Dining room Strong Computer, Simon Cowell, my Mom, the word “twat”

Kitchen Moderate to strong The kettle having boiled, I re-enter the kitchen to finish making a cup of tea

TV/living room Moderate to strong Twitter: @EnemyofChaos

Kitchen Moderate to strong (Finished) cleaning the bread bin

Dining room Moderate to strong Going through the Birmingham Post in preparation for my Rhubarb Radio appearance

TV/living room Moderate to strong Taking Edie for a walk round the house

Kitchen Moderate to strong Emptying dishwasher

Bathroom Moderate to strong When were the # and * phone keys introduced in the UK?

Stairs Moderate to strong Ascending

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Baby handover

Bedroom Moderate Turning off the baby sleep light but actually turning on the baby monitor by mistake

Back bedroom office Moderate About to begin second part of epic Sneezecount update

Bedroom Moderate to strong Having just delivered the breakfast tray

Bedroom Moderate to strong Adjusting the sensor pad baby monitor thing

Bedroom Moderate I Like Boring Things

Room 409, Radisson Edwardian Hotel, Covent Garden Moderate Looking for a power point (socket)

Room 409, Radisson Edwardian Hotel, Covent Garden Moderate A debrief on the night so far

Radisson Edwardian Hotel, Covent Garden Moderate to strong Checking address of the theatre and stopping a baby from toppling

Back bedroom office Moderate Completing the square

Bedroom Strong Maths on my lap, but a comment about Radisson Edwardian Hotel website

TV/living room Moderate Watching the second half of Miller’s Crossing: last night’s DVD leftovers

TV/living room Moderate to strong Miller’s Crossing and a bottle feed

Gas Hall, Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery Moderate to strong Michael Hallett photographs of the regeneration of the Bull Ring, 2003

Bedroom Moderate Clicking on a Google Alert link (Catherine O’Flynn referenced in the Huffington Post)

Hall Moderate Post-discussion of whether to discard broken container (yes)

Back bedroom office Moderate Watching a film I just made of the window

Bedroom Moderate Twitter trolls

TV/living room Moderate to strong Columbo working up to his denouement