Archive for November, 2007
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Back bedroom Moderate to strong Looking up Sopranos “Series 6”
two hundred and forty-five
Teaching room, Centre for Modern Languages, Birmingham University Moderate Espanish
two hundred and forty-four
Doorway to staff room, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate Entering
two hundred and forty-three
Room 1, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate Talking about going on holiday
two hundred and forty-two
Twycross Zoo Moderate Going ape!
two hundred and forty-one
Dining room Moderate Talking to friends about Joyfeed
two hundred and forty
Train, Hall Green Station Mild Finding a seat
two hundred and thirty-nine
Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Looking at Loldierdre
two hundred and thirty-eight
Hallway Moderate Collecting junk mail addressed to previous occupants
two hundred and thirty-seven
Hallway, Edgbaston Moderate Concealing the act of counting sneezes
two hundred and thirty-six
Staff room, Moat Lane, Birmingham Mild Marking
two hundred and thirty-five
Reception/office, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate Looking at City and Guilds assessments
two hundred and thirty-four
Staff room, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate Marking assignments
two hundred and thirty-three
Staff Room, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate to strong Saving a phone contact
two hundred and thirty-two
Bedroom Moderate Putting on shoes
two hundred and thirty-one
Waterstones, High Street, Birmingham Moderate Inspecting the 3 for 2 offerings
two hundred and thirty
Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Compiling borderline humorous list of lists
two hundred and twenty-nine
Kitchen Moderate to strong Cutlery
two hundred and twenty-eight
Office / spare bedroom Strong Adam and Joe on Listen Again
two hundred and twenty-seven
Kitchen Strong Finding a spoon
two hundred and twenty-six
Bathroom, Bridgnorth Mild Time is estimated due to no available timepiece, margin of error +/- 3 minutes
two hundred and twenty-five
Outside Moor Street Station, Birmingham Moderate And that’s it, an awkward, and at one point rather messy, sequence of eight sneezes – will that be bettered?
two hundred and twenty-four
Outside Moor Street Station Moderate When will this end?
two hundred and twenty-three
Moor Street Station, Birmingham Moderate Right now all I can think about is tissues
two hundred and twenty-two
Train, somewhere around Tyseley, Birmingham Moderate to strong Oh dear, no tissue
two hundred and twenty-one
Train, near the tree, outside Tyseley Junction Mild That’s four in a row, but there’s still a tickle
two hundred and twenty
Train, near the tree, outside Tyseley Junction Moderate Uh-oh
two hundred and nineteen
Train, near the tree, outside Tyseley Junction Moderate Still feel a bit tickly
two hundred and eighteen
Train, near the tree, outside Tyseley Junction Moderate The train is slowing down, and I sneezed here yesterday too
two hundred and seventeen
Room 1, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate “Where does she have to go?”
two hundred and sixteen
Room 6, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate Introducing jobs activity
two hundred and fifteen
By the tree, outside Tyseley Junction Mild Stopped due to congestion at the Tyseley Junction
two hundred and fourteen
Staff room, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate Faffing
two hundred and thirteen
Room 1, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate “Woolworth’s is opposite of the bank”
two hundred and twelve
Staff room, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate to strong The New Statesman
two hundred and eleven
Station platform, Hall Green, Birmingham Moderate to strong The train is coming
two hundred and ten
TV / living room Moderate Six Feet Under (DVD, Series one)
two hundred and nine
JJB Sports, Birmingham Moderate In the queue
two hundred and eight
Lower Essex Street, Birmingham Moderate Community Punishment Workshop
two hundred and seven
Bedroom Moderate Putting away vests
two hundred and six
Aston Expressway, Birmingham Moderate Tales of projectionists
two hundred and five
Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Switching to Herring
two hundred and four
Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Created in Birmingham mailout
two hundred and three
Kitchen Moderate Recycling an envelope
two hundred and two
Classroom, Birmingham University Moderate Si tuvieras arreglarselas sin algo importante…”
two hundred and one
Reception / office, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate Printing copies of “THE CV OF THE BRILIANT VERNON DORRIDGE” for previously absent students
two hundred
Teachers’ room, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate Attending
one hundred and ninety-nine
Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Completing “mindless and inhumane” paperwork for teaching qualification
one hundred and ninety-eight
Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Writing an email about Roland Barthes
one hundred and ninety-seven
Kitchen Moderate to strong Turning off the central heating