Room 229, Premier Inn, Hall Green Moderate Trying to work out what this is on ITV3

Bedroom Moderate to strong I think I’ve go some muesli up my nose.

Infant bedroom Moderate James Ward’s Twitter

Kitchen Moderate to strong Preparing liquids to be taken out

TV/living room Moderate Discussion re the central heating

Bridges Cafe Bar, mac Moderate Locating potential accommodation on a map of Edinburgh and pulling a “Silvio” face

Hall Moderate to strong Selecting the right bag

TV/living room Moderate Guardian Superinjuntion Footballer (anonymous)

Car, Cannon Hill Park car park Moderate A now superceded draft of Boomtown

M&S, Birmingham Moderate to strong From socks to pants

Car, outside house Moderate “It is what it is”

Landing/doorway Moderate to strong The Plans For The Day sudoku

TV/living room, Knaresborough Moderate to strong Do I want extra mushrooms and tomato?

Bedroom, Knaresborough Strong Angry Birds on silent as a lullaby cartoon

Front path, Knaresborough Moderate to strong The Sun is coming out

Kitchen, Northumberland Strong Clearing up after the “takeaway”

Barter Books, Alnwick Moderate Children’s section

Car park, Holy Island Moderate to strong Returning

The Olive Tree, Bamburgh Moderate Sneezecount notebook

The Olive Tree, Bamburgh Moderate to strong Between courses, Madonna on the stereo

Kitchen, Northumberland Moderate Champagne!

TV/living room, Northumberland Moderate to strong A wicker ball

TV/living room, Knaresborough Moderate to strong Twitter email says I am following someone but I don’t think I am

Kitchen Moderate to strong Carrying a cup of tea (and just put it down in time)

TV/living room Moderate to strong FA Cup Final and a Twitter backlog

Bridges Cafe Bar, mac Moderate to strong It is quiet here now

Bedroom Strong Sorting holiday email (Facebook notifications)

Bedroom, 403, Sunway Playa Golf Hotel, Sitges Moderate The safe

Mont Roig, Sitges Moderate Sorting the condiments (jam, honey, butter)

Room 403, Sunway Playa Golf Hotel, Sitges Moderate to strong Past our bedtimes

Mundial, Barcelona Moderate “Shurrup keyboards, shurrup keyboards”

Bassarodona beach, Sitges Moderate to strong Setting up the sunbeds

Room 403, Sunway Playa Golf Hotel, Sitges Moderate to strong Spanish TV variadas

Boeing 737, above France Moderate Flying!

TV/living room Moderate Happiness list on BBC Breakfast

Kitchen Moderate to strong Adam and Joe loving the Alien

Kitchen Moderate to strong Recycling (junk mail)

Kitchen Moderate Cereal cocktail

Dining room Moderate An over-order on the take-away

Beckett’s Restaurant Moderate to strong That was the pepper

Car, Warstock Moderate to strong @nathanjay on Creme Eggs

Dining room Moderate to strong Maths, Maras and @wowser

Dining room Moderate to strong “Therefore (-1, 11/2) is an interval of attraction for a = -4”

Dining room Strong Holding my phone now

Dining room Moderate In Our Time on Islamic law

Infant bedroom Moderate Twitter, mainly re Stewart Lee

Infant bedroom Moderate Guardian homepage, loading

Back bedroom office Strong I’ve got to put the futon back as a bed

Oozell’s Square, Birmingham Moderate to strong Holiday Autos calling

Bathroom Strong Mirror, thinking about my next haircut

Bridges Cafe Bar, mac Moderate It says croissants but there aren’t any croissants

Kitchen Moderate to strong Recycling

Dining room Moderate Listening, again, to SRS23, for research