Probability cupboard Moderate Updating Sneezecount 4,432 (Fat White Family on Radcliff and Maconie 23 December show)

Bedroom, Southborough, Kent Moderate Getting up

TV room, Southborough, Kent Moderate “We’re playing this game, that’s your piece”

Front room, Southborough, Kent Moderate The balance duck game

Front room, Southborough, Kent Moderate Lukaku doing well this season

Front room Moderate Vouchercodes nonsense

Kitchen Moderate Roald Dahl’s mental maths

Kitchen Moderate Talk of an “accident” (possibly imagined)

Kitchen Moderate to strong Olives into fridge

Infant bedroom D Moderate to strong Bottle, Spanish election results

Front room Moderate to strong That’s Saturn

New St, Birmingham Moderate Walking slowly to Cafe Soya via Waterstones

Large office, CRCTU, Birmingham Moderate Changing OS file to do PFS

Infant bedroom D Moderate to strong Trump

Fiction section, Waterstones Birmingham Moderate de Witt?

Infant bedroom D Moderate to strong About to check football score

Infant bedroom D Moderate Assisting with pyjama trousers

Kitchen Moderate to strong Wrapping a tea towel

Kitchen Moderate Credit card people are pleased to send me my new credit card

Front room Moderate Maisie Mouse and Peter Tatchell

Large office, CRCTU Birmingham Moderate Follow-up form query do file

Large Office, CRCTU, Birmingham Moderate Tidying up administration stuff

Kitchen Moderate Toddler putting nappy in bin

Kitchen Moderate Rinsing a teaspoon

Kitchen Moderate Dishwasher tablet wrapper into the bin

Kitchen Moderate Watching the wind

Kitchen Moderate Entering, having put Show Me Show Me on, but it’s the end of Something Special

Infant bedroom D Moderate Following Syria debate on Twitter

Front room Moderate Entering, carrying child, to put on Sarah and Duck “Moon’s Exhibition”

Large office, CRCTU, Birmingham Moderate Can’t listen to Mozart’s Requiem