TV/living room, Knaresborough Moderate to strong Twitter: @iamjamesward

King Heath Park Moderate to strong Some unauthorised muddy puddle jumping suspected

Kings Heath Park Moderate to strong A squirrel shouting

Front room Moderate The skip

Front room Moderate Thunder on Charlie and Lola

Front room Moderate Updating sneeze 2,661 on the website

Drayton Road, Kings heath Moderate Cats in the window

Front room Moderate to strong Twitter and Channel 4 News

Front room Moderate Sending a text message

Bathroom Moderate to strong Washing up

The Pear Tree, Kings Heath Moderate to strong Coloured pencils

mac, Birmingham Moderate to strong To the menus

Front room Moderate to strong A discussion about the lack of milk

Bathroom Moderate to strong Washing up

Birmingham Nature Centre Moderate Sneezecount notebook for sneeze 2,717

Birmingham Nature Centre Moderate Mouflon sheep

Far swings, Cannon Hill Park Moderate to strong Pushing a swing

Bathroom Moderate to strong Rinsing the sink after washing up

Front room Moderate Pouring boiling water onto a teabag

Front room Strong Time for bed

Outside the Imperial War Museum North Moderate to strong Approaching

The Northern Quarter Restaurant and Bar, Manchester Moderate Informed that I’m reflecting the light in an irritating way

Bedroom Moderate to strong Sorting out clothes for the trip

Front room Moderate to strong Turning the volume down a bit on HIGNFY

Front room Moderate October Which? follow-up on the solar industry

Front room Strong Getting ready

Holders Lane, Moseley Moderate This gate closes at dusk

Front room Moderate Google: speechification

Front room Moderate Filling the kettle

Front room Moderate The first notes of In The Night Garden, a rarity these days

Office bedroom Moderate Trigonometry formulas exam practice

Car, outside house Moderate to strong Sneezecount notebook for sneeze 2,700

Car, outside house Moderate Internet banking via smart phone

Landing Moderate Holding a towel

Front room Moderate to strong Turning the television back on

Bedroom Moderate to strong Putting washing away

Office bedroom Moderate How many 6 letter combinations can be selected from 10 letters?

Loco Lounge, Kings Heath Moderate Staring ahead

Front room Moderate New Zealand 3 Argentina 0

Bathroom Moderate to strong About to do the washing up

Hall Green Health Centre Moderate A “reward” pink wafer biscuit (rejected)

Bedroom Moderate Just taken down curtains

Bedroom Moderate Twitter: Ronson, Brooker, etc; binmen outside

Car Park, Packwood House Moderate to strong Putting stuff in the car

Kitchen Moderate Packing

Kitchen Moderate Teabag in cup

TV/living room Moderate to strong Massive inbox clearout

TV/living room Moderate Leaving for a shower

TV/living room Moderate to strong A Hotpoint catalogue (fridge freezers)

TV/living room Moderate “The essential thing is not to overheat it”

Kitchen Moderate to strong Boxes of Cereals

Kitchen Moderate to strong Looking for juice

TV/living room Moderate Picking Rice Krispies off the settee

West Midlands Safari Park “Jungle Bazaar” Moderate Being handed a giraffe mask

Office/library room Moderate to strong Making up boxes with Dave Gorman on the Ince and Long podcast

Bedroom Moderate to strong “Talking Ben” iPhone app

1st floor, mac, Birmingham Moderate to strong On carpet, supervising

TV/living room Moderate Ken Campbell

Bathroom Moderate to strong Approaching sink, thinking about ibuprofen

TV/living room Moderate to strong Spam legal compensation claim email

Dining room Strong Diary, tired

Dining room Moderate to strong @wowser

Dining room Moderate to strong Agreeing to hang up the washing

Bathroom Moderate to strong Looking in the mirror, but thinking about The Quotidian Revue

White lounge, Dorridge Moderate “Pete’s Mom bought it for her this morning.”

White lounge, Dorridge Moderate Pudding is served

Infant bedroom Moderate Untangling headphone lead

Ladder, landing Moderate Closing the attic hatch

Landing Moderate to strong To prepare a bottle of milk

Dining room Moderate “As if she’s going to do this…”

Dining room Moderate “At the Seaside” book

Kitchen Moderate Preparing a breakfast

Kitchen Moderate to strong Tidying up

TV/living room Moderate to strong BBC4: Space!

Kitchen Moderate Porridge in the microwave, Al Qaeda on the radio

TV/living room Moderate Peppa Pig

Back bedroom office Moderate Tweeting a recommendation for Tim Key’s “Masterslut”

TV/living room Moderate to strong Dove advert

Kitchen Moderate to strong Strawberries

Kitchen Moderate to strong Recycling (papers)

TV/living room Moderate to strong Kitchens

Bedroom Moderate Kitchens

Kitchen Moderate to strong Dips

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Having calculated the coupon collector problem for consecutive and non-consecutive number plate spotting

Car, Aldi car park, Cannon Hill Moderate Cannon Hill car park a car parking disaster area – why?

TV/living room Moderate to strong We have 0 items in our Lovefilm queue

TV/living room Moderate to strong BBC4: “Could this be our beatnik?”

Maison Mayci, Kings Heath Moderate to strong The Guardian

Kitchen Garden Cafe, Kings Heath Moderate Waiting for panini

TV/living room Moderate Noting IMEI numbers

TV/living room Moderate to strong Angry Birds and William Hague

Train, between Edinburgh and Berwick-on-Tweed Moderate to strong Wifi Networks (none)

Bedroom, Drumseugh Gardens, Edinburgh Moderate to strong Checking the flat before moving out

TV/living room, Drumseugh Gardens, Edinburgh Moderate A seagull

Cafe Andaluz, George Street, Edinburgh Moderate “Can I have my bag please?”

Cafe Andaluz, George Street, Edinburgh Moderate “I really liked my coffee”

Castle Rock View Cafe, Grassmarket, Edinburgh Moderate Vegetarian breakfast

Bedroom, Drumseugh Gardens, Edinburgh Mild Remembering an old postcode

Shop, Scottish National Gallery of Modern Art One, Edinburgh Moderate Switch Sticks

Hula, Grassmarket, Edinburgh Moderate Waiting to order