Corporation St, Birmingham Moderate to strong Bar/Restaurant Opportunity

Steelhouse Lane, Birmingham Moderate “Mind the people with your umbrella…”

Infant bedroom Moderate to strong I didn’t know what “favstar” was

Car (parked), Dickens Heath Moderate to strong Babysitting, Twitter

Bedroom Moderate to strong Contemplating “joke” bomb threats in airports

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Sneezecount notebook for previous sneeze

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Updating Sneezecount (online)

Infant bedroom Moderate to strong An “app” which allows me to read about what people were doing at 1 am last night

TV/living room Moderate to strong Private Ryan and updating Sneezecount (online)

Infant bedroom Moderate Pausing Federer Djokovic in the fourth set

Kitchen Moderate to strong Sorting envelopes

Bedroom Moderate Considering the previous sneeze

Bedroom Moderate to strong Reading The Large Family, A Quiet Night In on my own

Kitchen Moderate Preparing cereals

Stairs Moderate to strong Ascending

TV/living room Moderate Infant dressing

Room 229, Premier Inn, Hall Green Moderate Trying to work out what this is on ITV3

Bedroom Moderate to strong I think I’ve go some muesli up my nose.

Infant bedroom Moderate James Ward’s Twitter

Kitchen Moderate to strong Preparing liquids to be taken out

TV/living room Moderate Discussion re the central heating

Bridges Cafe Bar, mac Moderate Locating potential accommodation on a map of Edinburgh and pulling a “Silvio” face

Hall Moderate to strong Selecting the right bag

TV/living room Moderate Guardian Superinjuntion Footballer (anonymous)

Car, Cannon Hill Park car park Moderate A now superceded draft of Boomtown

M&S, Birmingham Moderate to strong From socks to pants

Car, outside house Moderate “It is what it is”

Landing/doorway Moderate to strong The Plans For The Day sudoku

TV/living room, Knaresborough Moderate to strong Do I want extra mushrooms and tomato?

Bedroom, Knaresborough Strong Angry Birds on silent as a lullaby cartoon

Front path, Knaresborough Moderate to strong The Sun is coming out

Kitchen, Northumberland Strong Clearing up after the “takeaway”

Barter Books, Alnwick Moderate Children’s section

Car park, Holy Island Moderate to strong Returning

The Olive Tree, Bamburgh Moderate Sneezecount notebook

The Olive Tree, Bamburgh Moderate to strong Between courses, Madonna on the stereo

Kitchen, Northumberland Moderate Champagne!

TV/living room, Northumberland Moderate to strong A wicker ball

TV/living room, Knaresborough Moderate to strong Twitter email says I am following someone but I don’t think I am

Kitchen Moderate to strong Carrying a cup of tea (and just put it down in time)

TV/living room Moderate to strong FA Cup Final and a Twitter backlog

Bridges Cafe Bar, mac Moderate to strong It is quiet here now

Bedroom Strong Sorting holiday email (Facebook notifications)

Bedroom, 403, Sunway Playa Golf Hotel, Sitges Moderate The safe

Mont Roig, Sitges Moderate Sorting the condiments (jam, honey, butter)

Room 403, Sunway Playa Golf Hotel, Sitges Moderate to strong Past our bedtimes

Mundial, Barcelona Moderate “Shurrup keyboards, shurrup keyboards”

Bassarodona beach, Sitges Moderate to strong Setting up the sunbeds

Room 403, Sunway Playa Golf Hotel, Sitges Moderate to strong Spanish TV variadas

Boeing 737, above France Moderate Flying!

TV/living room Moderate Happiness list on BBC Breakfast

Kitchen Moderate to strong Adam and Joe loving the Alien

Kitchen Moderate to strong Recycling (junk mail)

Kitchen Moderate Cereal cocktail

Dining room Moderate An over-order on the take-away

Beckett’s Restaurant Moderate to strong That was the pepper

Car, Warstock Moderate to strong @nathanjay on Creme Eggs

Dining room Moderate to strong Maths, Maras and @wowser

Dining room Moderate to strong “Therefore (-1, 11/2) is an interval of attraction for a = -4”

Dining room Strong Holding my phone now

Dining room Moderate In Our Time on Islamic law

Infant bedroom Moderate Twitter, mainly re Stewart Lee

Infant bedroom Moderate Guardian homepage, loading

Back bedroom office Strong I’ve got to put the futon back as a bed

Oozell’s Square, Birmingham Moderate to strong Holiday Autos calling

Bathroom Strong Mirror, thinking about my next haircut

Bridges Cafe Bar, mac Moderate It says croissants but there aren’t any croissants

Kitchen Moderate to strong Recycling

Dining room Moderate Listening, again, to SRS23, for research

Car, College Road roundabout, Moseley Moderate to strong Renovation of the church grounds on Stratford Road

Infant bedroom Moderate to strong Munnery on comedycv.co.uk

Infant bedroom Moderate Sneezecount notebook

Infant bedroom Moderate More Munnery, this time Wikipedia

Infant bedroom Moderate Awake but just about

Infant bedroom Moderate Fumbling with Sneezecount notebook

Infant bedroom Moderate Fumbling for bag (with Sneezecount notebook)

Infant bedroom Moderate Simon Munnery Internet

Dining room Moderate to strong Sneezecount notebook

Dining room Moderate to strong Sneezecount notebook

Dining room Moderate to strong Entering, to get food

Infant bedroom Moderate to strong Just sat up

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Clicking “Send” on an email to Dryburgh and Ward

Hall Moderate to strong Googling Byzantium Kings Heath

The Bridges (mac) Cafe Bar Moderate Classifying fixed points

Bedroom Moderate to strong I’ve fallen asleep already, now staring at the time on my phone

Train, approaching Spring Road Moderate to strong Hard to tell, it’s dark

Infant bedroom Moderate The start of Andrew Collins in for Sean Keaveny (Disco 2000)

Infant bedroom Moderate to strong Waking up

Infant bedroom Moderate to strong Diary

Infant bedroom Moderate Investigating a mysterious email bounce

Infant bedroom Moderate to strong Sitting up, waiting

Hay’s Galleria, South Bank, London Moderate There’s a small shop at the BFI

TV/living room Moderate to strong Contacting Ed (@wowser)

Bedroom Moderate Email to Dryburgh and Ward

Bedroom Moderate to strong 2,438 into the Sneezecount notebook

Bedroom Moderate Thinking about 8.5 x 12

TV/living room Moderate Hana’s Helpline featuring the voice of Penelope Keith

Drive, Dorridge Moderate Car

TV/living room Moderate Entering, BBC News channel

Bedroom Strong Looking up Dutch portraits