TV/living room Moderate “Good morning Mrs Goggins”

Kitchen Moderate to strong Rinsing a dish

TV/living room Moderate News of the “march” (vandalism, scuffles)

TV/living room Moderate Referring to the traffic after the march

Dining room Strong Trying to draw a graph (ellipse) in Mathcad

Bedroom Strong Diary

Bedroom Moderate to strong Calculating the exact values of the directrices

Dining room Moderate Inserting software disk for OU MST221

Dining room Moderate to strong Sketching an ellipse

TV/living room Moderate to strong BBC Breakfast: trailer for a fun feature about playing music to plants

Bedroom Moderate to strong Not connecting to the App Store because the Internet is broken

Infant bedroom Moderate to strong Supervising the infant consumption of milk

TV/living room Moderate to strong 50 unexplainable black and white photos

TV/living room Moderate to strong Something Special: Connor’s birthday party

TV/living room Moderate 30 Rock, series 3, disk 3, into the DVD player

Alcester Road and Howard Road, Kings heath Moderate to strong Turning round (pushchair)

Bedroom Moderate Sketch the parabola

Kitchen Moderate Smoky kitchen due to cooking

Kitchen Moderate Between the fridge and the kettle (on)

Hall Moderate to strong Taking off shoes, putting on slippers

TV/living room Moderate New Yorker 20 under 40

Car, Canon Hill Park car park Moderate Internet flyer for Andy Field’s Zilla!

Bedroom Moderate Typing “confused.com”

Car park, West Midlands Safari Park Moderate Putting the “free return ticket” receipt and other paperwork in my bag

Car, Russell Road, Moseley Moderate Paul Sinha talking about “Quizzing” on Radio 4

TV/living room Moderate to strong Last Sunday’s podcast of 7DaySunday

Kitchen Moderate Rinsing a mug

TV/living room Moderate to strong Tea and Timmy Time

Stairs Moderate to strong Ascending (with phone)

Bedroom Moderate to strong Fetching pillows

Back bedroom office Moderate Drowsing

Bedroom, Knaresborough Moderate A fireplace on Rightmove

Conservatory, Knaresborough Moderate Thinking about off-road parking

TV/living room, Knaresborough Moderate Looking at photos on the computer while my mother talks on the phone to my father

Street, outside house Moderate to strong Closing the car boot

Glee Club, Birmingham Moderate Waiting for Herring

Kitchen Moderate to strong Putting rubbish in the bin

Kitchen Moderate to strong Tidying up a bit

Back bedroom office Moderate Morning headlines, scores on the doors

Bedroom Moderate “Level Failed!”

Infant bedroom Moderate to strong “Level Cleared!”

Bedroom Moderate to strong Diary (re Dad)

Car, outside house Moderate to strong Babysitting, waiting for a web page to load on my phone

Bedroom Moderate to strong Sneezecount notebook for Sneeze 2,388

Bedroom Moderate to strong Chris Addison promoting Rebecca Peyton

Bedroom Moderate Checking my usage (3 website)

Stairs Moderate Supervising an infant ascent

TV/living room Moderate to strong Rupert has made a puppet of himself

Infant bedroom Moderate Lulling

TV/living room Moderate “I am silly”

TV/living room, Knaresborough Moderate to strong BBC News vox pop on the AV referendum (time approximate due to Sneezecount notebook malfunction)

Bedroom Moderate A text for my wife to send to my father, a wake-up text

Dining room Moderate to strong A successful infant breakfast

mac cafe Moderate “Finished!”

Bedroom Moderate Twitter on the phone

Kitchen Moderate to strong Cleaning the chopping board thing

Infant bedroom Moderate Examining a packet of Johnson’s baby wipes

Bathroom Moderate Shower

Stairs Moderate Descending

TV/living room Moderate Rastamouse

Dining room Moderate Diary

TV/living room Moderate Opening titles of The Wot Wots

Bathroom Moderate to strong Running the bath

Bathroom Moderate to strong Explaining to myself in the mirror what I am planning for dinner tonight

Kitchen Moderate Coming to the boil, adding a precise amount of sugar to the cup

Co-op, Hall Green Moderate to strong Courgettes

TV/living room Moderate Time for a coffee

Dining room Moderate to strong A difficult breakfast

Kitchen Moderate to strong Giving the hob a good clean

TV/living room Moderate to strong Entering, for CBeebies/Milkshake!

Bedroom Moderate to strong Getting ready for bed (thinking about how 10 O’clock Live got it wrong)

Kitchen Moderate to strong Kettle on, reaching for the tea bags

Infant bedroom Moderate to strong Exiting, on tiptoes

Bedroom Moderate to strong Looking for the tissues

Landing Moderate Text to parents

Car park, Canon Hill Park Moderate to strong Going back to the car

Canon Hill Park Moderate to strong Pushchairing through pigeons

Kitchen Moderate Preparing a bottle of milk

Train, approaching Coventry Moderate “Good evening, we are now approaching Coventry”

Back bedroom office Moderate Email (deleting)

Melton Road, Kings Heath Moderate David Byrne’s Bicycle Diaries: Epilogue

Woodfield Road, Moseley Moderate to strong Strolling with a sleeping infant

TV/living room Moderate to strong Postman Pat is doing something

Gallery 15, Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery Moderate In Touch: Imagine the sculptures could talk

Garden Moderate Repairing a windmill

Bedroom Moderate to strong Picking up my phone

Back bedroom office Moderate Internet bank transfer

Hall Moderate to strong Preparations for going out (fetching a cup)

Hall Moderate to strong Supervising an ascent of the stairs

TV/living room Moderate Sneezecount notebook re Sneeze 2,342

TV/living room Moderate Mad Men, Season 2, DVD, credits

TV/living room Moderate to strong Mad Men, Season 2, DVD

Bedroom Moderate Sneezecount notebook re Sneeze 2,339

Bedroom Moderate Socks

Dining room Moderate to strong Clicking from The Bugle 138b to Final Bullet Week 19

TV/living room Moderate Looking up the date of the proposed Stan party

Room 115, Spa Hotel, Tunbridge Wells Moderate to strong Packing

The Orangery, Spa Hotel, Tunbridge Wells Moderate Speeches

Room 115, Spa Hotel, Tunbridge Wells Moderate to strong “The Travelodge is a lot cheaper”

Room 115, Spa Hotel, Tunbridge Wells Moderate to strong “He probably would, but it’s a risk” (re socks)