Bar, Spa Hotel, Tunbridge Wells Moderate Jokes about a wedding

Bar, Spa Hotel, Tunbridge Wells Moderate “Do you know your room number?”

Dining room Moderate Demonstrating the power drill

TV/living room Moderate to strong Standing up

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Clicking the save button on diary

TV/living room Moderate to strong What is this “Freshly Squeezed”?

mac, Birmingham Moderate to strong Adam & Joe Christmas podcast

TV/living room Moderate to strong Milkshake Monkey

TV/living room Moderate Milkshake jingle

Kitchen Moderate Drying a wok

Kitchen Moderate to strong Tying up a bin bag

TV/living room, Dorridge Moderate to strong Balderdash

Bedroom Moderate to strong Putting socks on an infant

Bedroom Moderate Looking up sport

Bedroom Moderate to strong Andrew Collins’s year

Kitchen Moderate to strong 5Live: “…the last fifteen seconds…”

TV/living room, Edgbaston Moderate to strong On the naming of babies (medical staff reaction)

TV/living room Moderate to strong Piglet’s Big Movie

TV/living room Moderate to strong Trying to eject a DVD (Mad Men, Season 2)

Train, Tyseley station Moderate to strong Engine revving up

TV/living room Strong Turning off the Christmas tree lights

mac, Birmingham Moderate Through the automatic doors and into the park

Conservatory, Knaresborough Moderate “I made him a cup of tea last night”

TV/living room, Knaresborough Moderate to strong Tweeting the Wall St Journal

The Wetherby Whaler, York Moderate Bread and butter

Park and Ride bus, York Moderate “Thank you”

Bathroom, Knaresborough Moderate Waiting for the shower to reach temperature and noticing blood on my chin (time estimated)

Conservatory, Knaresborough Moderate to strong A shutting the door, opening the door game

Stairs Moderate to strong Ascending

TV/living room Moderate Next item

TV/living room Moderate News from The Ashes

TV/living room Moderate Presents

TV/living room Moderate Diary

Kitchen Moderate Making breakfasts

Moor St station Moderate Grappling for the Sneezecount Notebook re Sneeze 2,297

Moor St Station Strong Trying to rewind a bit of David Byrne’s “The Bicycle Diaries”

Waterstones, New St, Birmingham Moderate By the Moleskins

TV/living room Moderate Odd functions

Bedroom Moderate to strong Being shown Christmas presents

TV/living room Strong Composing a text message

Kitchen Moderate Setting the washing machine

Bedroom Moderate Entering, in a towel

TV/living room Moderate to strong They’re making paper planes on Peppa Pig

Hall Moderate to strong Just waved goodbye

Sainsbury’s, Solihull Moderate Selecting sparkling white wine

TV/living room Moderate to strong Ben is showing Holly how to make sandcastles without using magic

Bedroom Moderate to strong Twitter on phone

TV/living room Moderate to strong Email to parents re “Who else is in the garden?”

Dining room Moderate to strong Unpacking shopping

Bedroom Moderate to strong The Reimann Hypothesis

Kitchen Moderate Tiny bite-size pieces of toast

Child’s bedroom Moderate Lulling an infant

TV/living room Moderate “I’ll pause it when it gets to the haircut”

Co-op, Hall Green Moderate Selecting spaghetti

Bedroom Moderate Getting dressed

TV/living room Moderate First Amendment on Channel 4 News +1

Dining room Moderate to strong Test match Special, and a miniature bowl of cornflakes

Kitchen Moderate to strong The toast is in the toaster

Bedroom Moderate Turning, and closing the book, to go to sleep

Kitchen Moderate Rinsing a teaspoon

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Looking at pdf designs for the new Stans Cafe website

TV/living room Moderate A retweet re Boring2010

Stairs Moderate to strong Ascending

Kitchen Moderate Preparing a breakfast

Stairs Moderate Descending

Kitchen Moderate Waiting for the kettle to boil (poached eggs)

Bedroom Mild The central heating is coming on

TV/living room Moderate to strong WordPress.com subscription confirmation email

Bedroom Moderate to strong I’m staying in bed

Stratford Road, exit to Shire Country Park, Blackberry Way Moderate to strong Exiting the Blackberry Way

TV/living room Moderate A televised obstacle course on water

Hall Moderate to strong Putting on a “fleece” to go into the kitchen

Dining room Moderate Chocolate biscuits

Bedroom Moderate to strong Getting up maneuvers

Kitchen Moderate to strong The coffee machine

TV/living room Moderate I am being handed a Cornflake

Kitchen Moderate to strong Adjusting the tray thing while grilling fishcakes

Stairs Moderate to strong Ascending

Back bedroom office Moderate The Amazon page for Even the Dogs by Jon McGregor

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong An email about Boring2010

Kitchen Moderate Cupboard, tiptoes, baby bottle

Bedroom, Southborough Moderate Nappy change

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Starting to write a “tweet”, deciding against it

Toby, Hall Green Moderate Cleaning a spoon

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Researching Virgin Trains First Class orange juice

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong I can listen to a podcast in bed

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Diary, thinking

Midlands Arts Centre Moderate Looking at a cappuccino

Back bedroom office Strong Email bulletin from the Birmingham Post

Train, approaching Rugby Moderate Tired, listening to SRS number 52

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Reading an email on my phone from Beijing

Kitchen Moderate to strong Checking the back door is locked

Mac, Birmingham Moderate to strong Talking about a market research

Car, Bull Ring Car park Moderate to strong Driving to the exit

TV/living room Moderate Sending an email to “Beijing”

Kitchen Moderate to strong An infant bottle of milk

Back bedroom office Strong Wiki Shenzhen

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Doing the texts for Radio Z – it’s hard work tonight

Dining room Strong James Ward on Chekhov

Bathroom Moderate to strong Sorting out the bath mats