Car, Cannon Hill Park car park Strong Clicking send, vehicle reversing

TV/living room Strong Email re email

Kitchen Moderate The junior breakfast is prepared

Dining room Moderate to strong Preparing to prepare a junior breakfast

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Twitter.com/stml

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Moderating the text messages on Radio Z

Kitchen Moderate Checking the radio schedule because of the NUJ strike

Kitchen Mild Putting the potatoes on

Indoor bench thing, opposite Sainsburys, Solihull Moderate Mark Steel / It’s not a Runner Bean

Kitchen Moderate to strong Garlic and Mancini

Co-op, Hall Green Moderate Eyeing the British Single Cream

Bench, Cannon Hill Park Moderate to strong Reading Mark Steel’s “It’s Not A Runner Bean”

Bedroom Moderate to strong BBC R4 website for “The Fry Chronicles”

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Sorting out papers: a copy of Lancaster University’s “Steps” magazine

Hall Moderate to strong Looking for a warmer top

Kitchen, Knaresborough Strong Bringing snack in from the car

Filini Restaurant, Radisson Blue, Durham Moderate “Are you going to have anything else to eat?” (no)

Room 202, Radisson Blue, Durham Moderate to strong Roobarb and Custard Too: messy pottery

Room 202, Radisson Blue, Durham Strong Debating whether the tray charge applies if you only order drinks (it did)

TV/living room Moderate Breakfast News

TV/living room Moderate to strong Being told about the rubber hand experiment

Train, pulling out of Euston Moderate Typing a “tweet” about ShiftRunStop50

TV/living room Moderate Eyes closed, holding out a soggy flake of Special K

TV/living room Moderate Some sort of one for you, one for me with the raisins

Back bedroom office Moderate Putting tools away after fitting yet another stair gate

TV/living room Strong Diary

TV/living room Moderate to strong Email: filing, deleting

By the River Cole, Stratford Road, Birmingham Moderate to strong Haribo and snuff on Shift Run Stop

Car, outside my house Moderate to strong More muted Angry Bird explosions (car seat babysitting)

TV/living room Moderate Reading Amazon reviews by, not about, James Ward

TV/living room Moderate to strong Detonating an Angry Bird

TV/living room Strong Typing the word “cauliflower” for sneeze 2,198

TV/living room Strong Writing diary about yesterday’s Channel 4 News appearance

Kitchen Moderate to strong Five Live on the revamping of social network sites

Toby Carvery, Hall Green Moderate “I like the cauliflower”

Bedroom, Altrincham Moderate Preparing items to be taken out to the car in the rain

Dining room, Altrincham Moderate Cutting the rich chocolate tart

Kitchen Moderate to strong Opening a milk bottle (plastic)

Kitchen Moderate to strong Pouring hot water onto a tea bag

Kitchen Moderate Cleaning a bottle

Back bedroom office Strong Booking train tickets for tomorrow’s Ignite trip

Car, Ash Road, Saltley Moderate Not quite lost

mac, Birmingham Moderate to strong Watching James Webb’s installation Black Passage on the infra red CCTV monitor

Brindley Place, Birmingham Moderate Where will we go for the coffee?

Bedroom Moderate to strong Reading an SMS “text” message

TV / living room Moderate to strong Enjoying the novelty of live football scores on my phone

Bedroom Moderate to strong A Pizza Express voucher in the email

The bit of field by the River Cole off Stratford Road, Sparkhill / Hall Green Strong Rewinding a bit of Collings and Herrin 132

Kitchen Moderate to strong Chicken in foil

Kitchen Moderate to strong Recycling

Bathroom Moderate to strong Folding the hand towel

Bedroom Moderate to strong Diary

TV / living room Moderate to strong Lots of nighttime messages from @scattermole

Bedroom Moderate to strong Switching from Twitter perusal to email perusal

TV / living room Moderate They are analysing football on Match of the Day

Car, Wake Green Road, Moseley Moderate The good looking melon dish at the Toby Carvery

TV / living room Strong I’ve not got a cold

TV / living room Moderate to strong Upsy Daisy

TV/living room Strong Andrew Collins and commenters on the Tony Blair

TV/living room Moderate to strong Diary

Kitchen Moderate to strong Getting a digestive biscuit for my father

Druckers, Stratford Road, Sparkhill Moderate to strong Composing an SMS ‘text’ message

Druckers, Stratford Road, Sparkhill Moderate to strong Getting ready to leave

Bathroom Moderate Shaving

Kitchen, Dorridge Moderate to strong Cats watched, food set, child on shoulders

TV/living room Moderate to strong Looking at an Aero Chamber Plus, attached to a Ventolin inhaler

Robin Hood Lane, Hall Green Moderate A discarded Kaleidescope supplement from the Daily Mirror, on the grass verge

Hall Moderate to strong Going to bed (via the Sneezecount notebook)

Kitchen Moderate to strong Radio 4 on Shetland language

Bedroom Moderate Baby monitor

Child’s room Moderate Collecting bib and bottle

Somerfield, Hall Green Moderate Carrying milk

Hall Moderate to strong Coming in from the car carrying five items (bag of rubbish, baby bag, handbag (wife), coat (wife), cardigan (wife))

Dining room Moderate to strong Sending a tweet

Kitchen Moderate Transfering an egg from saucepan to egg-cup

Kitchen, Dorridge Moderate Walking through to look at how the timed cat food boxes work

Dining room Moderate Retrieving a passport to be used as ID when collecting a parcel

George St, Edinburgh Moderate to strong An Estrella Damm bus shelter advertisement

Room 204, Roxburghe Hotel, Edinburgh Moderate to strong BBC Breakfast going round the Mulberry Bush (tree)

Tapa, Hanover St, Edinburgh Moderate A shame that when a place actually does cafe con leche, I don’t want one

Robot Room, Dean Gallery, Edinburgh Moderate A handover

Robot Room, Dean Gallery, Edinburgh Moderate Stumbling steps

Bedroom Moderate About to carry a baby downstairs

TV/living room Moderate to strong Kitson interviewed by Stewart Lee on Resonance FM in 2003 (via YouTube)

TV/living room Strong Tweetdeck scrolling

TV/living room Moderate to strong Nick Clegg standing in for David Cameron on Channel 4 News

Hall Moderate to strong Conversation up the stairs re Co-op/Somerfield’s reduced prices on baby fruit pots

TV/living room Moderate to strong Sport reeling after bloodgate revelations etc

Bedroom Moderate to strong Checking the morning messages

Child’s room Moderate to strong Trying to leave the room, quietly

Bathroom Moderate to strong Cleaning my teeth

Room 518, Dragon Hotel, Swansea Moderate Emerging from the bathroom

Restaurant-breakfast area, Dragon Hotel, Swansea Moderate Breakfast, to the tune of When The Going Gets tough, The Tough Get Going” by Billy Ocean

Lounge/diner, Swansea Moderate Whether she prefers Driver Dan or Iggle Piggle

Lounge/diner, Swansea Moderate to strong Disney’s ownership of Pixar

Lounge/diner, Swansea Moderate Leaning across Kristian for a serviette (made it just in time)

TV/living room Moderate A baby with a cold, again

Car, outside the house Strong Guarding a sleeping baby as a neighbour prepares to trim a fir tree

TV/living room Moderate to strong “The ball followed the Tombliboos all the way back to the Tombliboo bush

Car, outside the house Moderate 2nd point of a 3-point turn