Bedroom Strong A baby with a cold

TV/living room, Edgbaston Moderate Still not impressed: a thin act

TV/living room, Edgbaston Moderate No-one is impressed by Paloma Faith on Jools Holland

Bedroom Moderate Changing into jeans, talking about buying jeans

Dining room Moderate to strong Pouring cava

TV/living room Moderate to strong On The Waterfront: “C’mon let’s go!”

TV/living room, Knaresborough Strong Nightime Internet check-up

Bedroom, Knaresborough Moderate Retrieving Sneezecount notebook

Kitchen, Knaresborough Moderate Filling an unfamiliar kettle

TV room, Dorridge Moderate Painful rendition of James Morrison / Nelly Furtado on We Sing (witnessed)

Outside the house Moderate to strong Loading the car fora Christmas Eve night

Bedroom Moderate to strong Putting tights on a baby

Bedroom Moderate Logging on to online banking

TV/living room Moderate Porridge (TV)

TV/living room Moderate to strong Tidying up a bit

Bedroom, rented barn conversion, Dorset Moderate Time to get up (time approximate)

Lounge area, rented barn conversion, Dorset Moderate Commenting on a friend being liberal with the paté

Kitchen, rented barn conversion, Dorset Strong Connections to Harry Hill (and breakfast pepper up the nose)

Car, M5 (near Weston_S-Mare) Mild Preferring that C&H might cover for A&J

Bedroom Moderate An email from David Byrne! (to about a million people…)

Bedroom Moderate Writing to James Hart re what had become of asptoday.com

Kitchen Moderate Making bread: flour in the nose?

Dining room Moderate to strong Google Alerts, holding sleeping baby

Kitchen Moderate to strong Worrying some root vegetables

Landing Moderate When I checked the time on my phone I found that I had been browsing the Internet on it for about half an hour

Bedroom Moderate to strong Looking for a video of Roo Reynolds talking about lego

Kitchen Moderate to strong Taking two mugs out of the dishwasher

Bedroom Moderate A train of thought about nostrils. Coincidence?

TV/living room Moderate Bertie is trying to steal a painting

Bedroom Moderate The putting on of a bib

Bedroom Strong Dave Green in an SRS Vimeo outake

Bedroom Moderate to strong “Here’s a tissue”

Bedroom Moderate to strong Tea and A&J

TV/living room Moderate to strong Waiting for Amanda

Bedroom Moderate Entering, in towel

TV/living room Moderate to strong An awkward, coded conversation between the Queen and Prince Charles

Stairs Moderate Ascending, with hammer

Stairs Moderate Ascending

Landing Moderate to strong Walking off some mashed banana

TV/living room Moderate Plans for tea

Bedroom Moderate The Rockefeller Skank on Spotify, plus dancing baby

Kitchen Moderate to strong Setting the central heating

Bedroom Moderate to strong Having noted the previous sneeze, going to get a tissue

Bedroom Moderate to strong Standing on the bed to close the blind

TV/living room Moderate to strong Idly checking Twitter while idly ignoring The Empire Strikes Back

Bathroom Moderate Facing the sink, about to clean my clean my teeth

Bedroom Moderate to strong Three people at different stages of waking up

Bedroom Strong Babytainment

Bedroom Moderate Handing over a laptop: “there’s nothing I want to look at, ever”

Bedroom Moderate The Thick Of It on iPlayer

Bedroom Moderate stanscafe.co.uk on Day 3 of The Just Price of Flowers

TV/living room Moderate Costa shortlists announced tonight?

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Waiting for the PC laptop to boot up for Mathcad, and clicking on Steady As She Goes on iTunes

Bedroom Moderate to strong Mobile phone in one hand, Enemy of Chaos in the other, and a baby on top of me

Hall Moderate to strong Carrying mugs to kitchen

Kitchen Strong About to poach an egg (no mushrooms today)

Bedroom Moderate to strong A&J discussing “overboard” while I pace the room with a baby sticking out of my stomach

Kitchen Moderate to strong Unwrapping an Ecover dishwasher tablet

Bedroom Moderate to strong Closing laptop

Bedroom Moderate Sketching the graph of g(x) = (1/9 (x – 3)^2) – 4  (6 <= x <= 9)

Kitchen Moderate to strong Buttering toast (the frying of mushrooms has produced and acrid air, irritating the nasal membrane)

Kitchen Moderate to strong Making bread (adding seeds)

TV/living room Moderate Clearing up before bed

Car, Handsworth Moderate to strong On our way home

Car, St Mary’s Row, Moseley Moderate to strong A trip to Handsworth

Dining room Moderate to strong The Bedside Crow

Kitchen Moderate to strong Tea, with Mother

Dining room Strong Computer, Simon Cowell, my Mom, the word “twat”

Kitchen Moderate to strong The kettle having boiled, I re-enter the kitchen to finish making a cup of tea

TV/living room Moderate to strong Twitter: @EnemyofChaos

Kitchen Moderate to strong (Finished) cleaning the bread bin

Dining room Moderate to strong Going through the Birmingham Post in preparation for my Rhubarb Radio appearance

TV/living room Moderate to strong Taking Edie for a walk round the house

Kitchen Moderate to strong Emptying dishwasher

Bathroom Moderate to strong When were the # and * phone keys introduced in the UK?

Stairs Moderate to strong Ascending

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Baby handover

Bedroom Moderate Turning off the baby sleep light but actually turning on the baby monitor by mistake

Back bedroom office Moderate About to begin second part of epic Sneezecount update

Bedroom Moderate to strong Having just delivered the breakfast tray

Bedroom Moderate to strong Adjusting the sensor pad baby monitor thing

Bedroom Moderate I Like Boring Things

Room 409, Radisson Edwardian Hotel, Covent Garden Moderate Looking for a power point (socket)

Room 409, Radisson Edwardian Hotel, Covent Garden Moderate A debrief on the night so far

Radisson Edwardian Hotel, Covent Garden Moderate to strong Checking address of the theatre and stopping a baby from toppling

Back bedroom office Moderate Completing the square

Bedroom Strong Maths on my lap, but a comment about Radisson Edwardian Hotel website

TV/living room Moderate Watching the second half of Miller’s Crossing: last night’s DVD leftovers

TV/living room Moderate to strong Miller’s Crossing and a bottle feed

Gas Hall, Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery Moderate to strong Michael Hallett photographs of the regeneration of the Bull Ring, 2003

Bedroom Moderate Clicking on a Google Alert link (Catherine O’Flynn referenced in the Huffington Post)

Hall Moderate Post-discussion of whether to discard broken container (yes)

Back bedroom office Moderate Watching a film I just made of the window

Bedroom Moderate Twitter trolls

TV/living room Moderate to strong Columbo working up to his denouement

Bedroom Moderate Email from Paco saying that I was right and he was wrong (that “Metro” is a legitimate word to describe an underground train station in an English translation of a Spanish text)

Bedroom Moderate to strong Herring Guestbook on “edgy” comedy

Bourton-on-the-Water Moderate to strong A Revell Concorde modelset in the window of The Toy Shop and Model Railway Exhibition

Bedroom Moderate Getting dressed

Bedroom Moderate Wikipedia: John Le Carre