Bathroom Moderate to strong Closing cupboard

TV/living room Moderate Thinking of phoning my building society

Kitchen Strong Putting the kettle on

TV/living room Moderate to strong TMS on the telly, baby on my tummy

Dining room Moderate to strong Watch With Mothers

TV/living room Strong Nick Walker’s Retrojournal, following links from

Reception, BWH Moderate Exiting, after a successful hearing test

Bedroom Moderate to strong Sneezecount notebook

Office / spare bedroom Moderate to strong Messing about on xtranormal.com

Kitchen/dining room Moderate to strong Preparing dessert

Study Strong Holding baby, waiting

Bedroom Moderate to strong “Is Frank Skinner and expert on Samuel Johnson?”

Dining Room Moderate to strong Herring’s Warming Up

Bedroom Moderate Settling Edie after a nightfeed

Dining room Moderate Which pizzas were half price?

Kitchen Moderate Dishwasher

Bedroom Moderate Texting

Bedroom Moderate Twitterhacking

Bedroom Moderate to strong Getting ready for bed / putting a bib in the laundry basket

TV/living room Moderate to strong Changing the aspect ratio of QI on Dave

Bedroom Moderate Breakfast / morning plan

Bedroom Moderate Just sitting

Bedroom Moderate Still reading

Bedroom Moderate to strong Reading her novel and holding her daughter

Kitchen Moderate to strong Washing a saucepan

Bedroom Moderate to strong Who Does David Mitchell Think He Is? on iPlayer

Car, Brueton Park, Solihull Moderate to strong Holding baby, waiting

Bedroom Moderate to strong Time to put the Internet to bed now (playing “Sneeze”)

TV/lounge, Dorridge Moderate Talking about fighting

Bathroom Moderate Standing in the shower, reaching for the towel

Escalator, between Ground and First floor, John Lewis, Solihull Moderate Ascending

Mothercare, Solihull Moderate to strong Examining baby bouncy things

Bedroom Strong Pausing during Born Yesterday, The News As A Novel

Bedroom Moderate Photos of baby cardigans

Hall Moderate to strong Tidying up

Bedroom Moderate to strong Holding a baby, looking out of the window, we are out of nappies

Bedroom Moderate to strong Trying to do Internet while holding a baby

Bedroom Moderate Trying to get back to sleep despite baby noises to my left

Bedroom Strong Trial scene in The Reader (film)

Bedroom Moderate Spam filter

Bathroom Moderate to strong Washing the Infacol dipper

Bedroom Strong Email to Graeme

Garage, Dorridge Moderate to strong Exiting to car

Bedroom Moderate Spam comment on Joyfeed

Bedroom Moderate to strong My mother looking at my daughter

Bedroom Moderate to strong Getting back to bed after breakfast and nappy change

Bedroom Moderate Morning Internet news roundup

Bedroom Moderate to strong Has she stopped burping?

Office/spare bedroom Moderate Yet another nappy change

Office/spare bedroom Moderate to strong A long overdue nappy change

Bedroom Moderate Getting dressed

Bedroom Moderate to strong Nappy change, and looking out of the window

Bedroom Moderate to strong Sneezecount notebook

Bedroom Moderate to strong Sneezecount notebook

Bedroom Moderate Baby monitor instructions

Stairs Moderate to strong Descending

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Late night Twitter / diary

TV/living room Moderate to strong BBC 10 o’clock News

Transitional Care Ward, BWH Strong Will parents have eaten, or thrown away, the coleslaw?

Back bedroom office Strong Collings and Herrin podcast 73: Fresh!

TV/living room Moderate to strong Internet catchup

Dining room Strong Diary

Transitional Care Ward, BWH Moderate to strong A family dozes, more or less

Kitchen Moderate to strong Preparing strawberries

Back bedroom office Strong Transferring video from phone to computer

Back bedroom office Moderate Today on the Interwebs

Car, Solihull Moderate to strong Between Mothercare and home

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Browsing to Test Match Special “Listen Live”

Bedroom Moderate to strong Episode 3 of Psychoville, start, paused

Bedroom Moderate Second episode of Psychoville on iPlayer

TV/living room Moderate to strong Final episode of State of Play paused for a tea break

Nursery, Neo-natal Unit, BWH Moderate to strong Just standing around

Nursery, Neo-natal Unit, BWH Moderate to strong Moving to the window, grabbing a tissue

Nursery, Neo-natal Unit, BWH Moderate Holding Edie, with a tissue to my face as per government instructions

Nursery, Neo-natal Unit, BWH Moderate Making up the cot

Nursery, Neo-natal Unit, BWH Moderate to strong Holding E before a feed

Bedroom Moderate to strong Diary

Bedroom Moderate to strong The 10 o’clock News from the BBC

Nursery, Neo-natal Unit, BWH Moderate to strong Feeding

Nursery, Neo-natal Unit, BWH Moderate Between bath and dressing

Corridor, Neo-natal Unit, BWH Moderate Checking if the doctors are coming

Kitchen Strong Pouring beer

Neo-natal HDU, BWH Moderate Putting E in her cot

Bedroom Moderate to strong Put the table thing downstairs and now about to continue listening to the A&J podcast

Bedroom Moderate to strong Just after breakfast

Dining room Moderate The linguistic idiosyncrasies of neo-natal nurses

Hall Moderate to strong Checking Sneezecount notebook from earlier

Neo-natal HDU, BWH Moderate Washing my hands after a “feed”

Bedroom Moderate Clicking on “follow @PlinthWatch” on the @YHBW page

Bedroom Moderate to strong Today on the Interwebs

Neo-natal HDU, BWH Moderate Timed my run to the paper towel dispenser to perfection

Neo-natal HDU, BWH Moderate Nappy change

Neo-natal HDU, BWH Moderate Taking temperature

Bedroom Moderate to strong Just put down a cup of tea and seen a big spider downstairs

Bedroom Moderate Morning Internets (Herring)

Car, Solihull Moderate to strong Being driven home (time estimated)

Kitchen, Dorridge Moderate to strong Family album continued

Kitchen, Dorridge Moderate to strong Family photos

Kitchen Moderate to strong Putting an eggshell in the composter

Landing Moderate to strong Getting stuff ready for karate tomorrow