Neo-natal HDU, BWH Moderate to strong Looking out of the window and thinking about wishing for extreme weather

Harborne High Street Moderate to strong Edging towards Waitrose

Neo-natal HDU, BWH Moderate Discussing the calibrations of the nasal prong oxygen dispenser

Neo-natal HDU, BWH Moderate Nappy change

Neo-natal HDU, BWH Moderate E is trying to eat, and I am watching the cars out of the window

Bedroom Moderate to strong Internets

Car, Selly Oak / Bourneville Strong Discussing the gathering storm

Neo-natal HDU, BWH Moderate Feeding attempts

Car, Hall Green Moderate to strong Driving home

Neo-natal HDU, BWH Moderate Checking E’s weight in the blue folder

Dining room Moderate Diary, but now I need to get the Sneezecount notebook

Dining room Moderate Diary

TV/living room Moderate “Who did that? Who threw their top on the sofa?”

Sock dept, Marks & Spencer, Solihull Moderate Holding my nose, my right foot lifted up in a little kick as I sneezed, and the shop assistant turned and said “bless you”.

Neo-natal HDU, BWH Moderate to strong Watching the girl

Neo-Natal HDU, BWH Moderate I got the paper towel out of my pocket on time

Neo-natal HDU, BWH Moderate Finishing all care

Bedroom Moderate Charlie Brooker in the Guardian (online)

Bedroom Moderate to strong Willi Dorner photos

Neo-natal HDU, BWH Moderate Observation re the 24 Hour Scalextric commentary broadcast

Downstairs cloakroom, Edgbaston Moderate Drying my hands

Neo-natal HDU, BWH Moderate The One O’clock Feed

Hall Moderate to strong Hanging up my towel

Stairs Moderate to strong Ascending

Car, Selly Oak Moderate to strong Driving to the hospital

TV/living room Moderate to strong Leonard on BBC4

Touchwood Shopping Centre, Solihull Moderate Waiting outside Superdrug

Neo-natal HDU, BWH Moderate to strong Clearing up

Bedroom Moderate to strong Trying to find my Virgin Media account number

Bull Ring Car Park Moderate to strong Walking to the car relieved that the credit card did not become permanently lodged in the payment machine

Neo-natal HDU, BWH Moderate to strong Feeling fine

Bedroom Moderate to strong Diary

Neo-natal HDU, BWH Moderate to strong All cares about to begin

Neo-natal HDU, BWH Moderate About to be weighed (time v. approx)

Neo-natal High Dependency Unit, BWH Moderate Fiddling with the screen and still a little bleary after early hours Scalextric action

TV/living room Moderate Twitter re the 24 Hour Scalextric live commentary

Bedroom Moderate Breakfast orders

Bedroom Moderate to strong Thinking about the Michael Caine sketch in the Lancaster University Revue Group’s 1988 show “Where Beagles Dare”

Bedroom Moderate to strong Still on the diary re incident on our road

Bedroom Moderate to strong Diary re incident on our road

Post Office, New St, Birmingham Moderate Ticket number 079

Neo-natal ICU, BWH Moderate Mother and daughter kangaroo care

Bedroom Moderate Morning Internets

Neo-natal ICU, BWH Moderate Bit of a procedural ‘discussion’ between the doctors

Neo-natal ICU, BWH Moderate Mother and daughter kangaroo care

Neo-natal ICU, BWH Moderate Morning care

Car, outside BWH Strong Driving to the car park

TV/living room Moderate to strong Idle Internet and tennis from Queen’s

Bedroom Moderate Yesterday’s Twitter […] flowers

Bedroom Moderate Google Alerts round-up

Corridor, Neo-Natal ward, BWH Moderate to strong Getting coats

Kitchen Moderate Tea for (my) parents

Bedroom Moderate Diary

Bedroom Moderate Waking up / nappies

Dining room Moderate Crab

Neo-natal ICU, BWH Moderate Nappy change

Dining room, Stirchley-Bourneville borders Moderate to strong The “tea or coffee?” question

3rd floor, BWH Moderate Alcohol hand wipe

Neo-natal ICU, BWH Mild Morning care

Bedroom Moderate Standing

Car, Vicarage Road, Birmingham Moderate Driving to the Hospital

Dining room Moderate Talk of driving home

York Road, Hall Green Moderate Having just purchased a washing up bowl and bottle brush

Bedroom Moderate Clicking between Collins and Twitter

Dining room Moderate to strong A present for Edie

Dining room Moderate to strong (Mainly) birthday post

Neo-natal ICU, BWH Moderate Doctors doing round

Neo-natal ICU, BWH Moderate to strong Reading care plan

Toby Inn, Hall Green Moderate Finished!

Neo-natal ICU, BWH Moderate Mother and daughter, kangaroo care

Ikea, Wednesbury Moderate Poang

Hall Moderate to strong I am to make a cup of tea

Room B, Ward 3, BWH Moderate to strong Demob

Car, car park, BWH Moderate Today Programme about North Korea

Bedroom Moderate to strong About to have supper and check day’s email

Car, Shaftmoor Lane, Birmingham Moderate to strong Driving Home

Room b, Ward 3, BWH Moderate [No comments in notebook]

Car, Bristol Road, Birmingham Moderate to strong Buxton pirate-style radio – a very dub/bass Beat It

Room B, Ward 3, BWH Moderate Writing diary, my sense of time gone beyond recognition

Car, Northfield Moderate Unsuccessful slipper hunt

Neo-natal Intensive Care Unit, Birmingham Women’s Hospital Moderate About to be weighed

Room B, Ward 3, Birmingham Women’s Hospital Moderate The patient is enjoying breakfast

Bedroom Moderate Today and tea

Bedroom Moderate to strong Trying to relax with Cobra (beer) and Collings and Herrin 63

Bedroom Moderate Searching for post-maternity trousers

Bedroom Moderate Reading Diary notes from Tuesday

Bedroom Moderate to strong My first sneeze as a father

Room 4, Delivery Suite, Birmingham Women’s Hospital Moderate Do I have time to go home now?

Back bedroom office Moderate to strong Checking the 6Music schedule for traces of Collins and Herring

Dining room Moderate “It’s ok, this tea towel can go in the wash.”

Dining room Moderate to strong Talk of coffee, cake

Dining room Moderate to strong Opening Word to the sound of Adam & Joe

Bedroom Moderate “Could you give me my notebook please?”

Bedroom Moderate Time to get up?

TV/living room Moderate to strong BBC News – moving on to the bankers’ bonuses

TV/living room Moderate to strong UKIP leaflet in hand, watching the Eurovision semi (Azerbaijan)

Kitchen Moderate “Traying up” breakfast

Bedroom Moderate Sitting, Twitter

Poppy Red, Birmingham Moderate A pot of tea for £1.20

Room 1, Moat Lane Moderate to strong “The queues are always very long.” – Grammar Quiz