Bar, Spa Hotel, Tunbridge Wells

Moderate

Jokes about a wedding

Bar, Spa Hotel, Tunbridge Wells

Moderate

“Do you know your room number?”

Dining room

Moderate

Demonstrating the power drill

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Standing up

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Clicking the save button on diary

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

What is this “Freshly Squeezed”?

mac, Birmingham

Moderate to strong

Adam & Joe Christmas podcast

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Milkshake Monkey

TV/living room

Moderate

Milkshake jingle

Kitchen

Moderate

Drying a wok

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Tying up a bin bag

TV/living room, Dorridge

Moderate to strong

Balderdash

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Putting socks on an infant

Bedroom

Moderate

Looking up sport

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Andrew Collins’s year

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

5Live: “…the last fifteen seconds…”

TV/living room, Edgbaston

Moderate to strong

On the naming of babies (medical staff reaction)

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Piglet’s Big Movie

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Trying to eject a DVD (Mad Men, Season 2)

Train, Tyseley station

Moderate to strong

Engine revving up

TV/living room

Strong

Turning off the Christmas tree lights

mac, Birmingham

Moderate

Through the automatic doors and into the park

Conservatory, Knaresborough

Moderate

“I made him a cup of tea last night”

TV/living room, Knaresborough

Moderate to strong

Tweeting the Wall St Journal

The Wetherby Whaler, York

Moderate

Bread and butter

Park and Ride bus, York

Moderate

“Thank you”

Bathroom, Knaresborough

Moderate

Waiting for the shower to reach temperature and noticing blood on my chin (time estimated)

Conservatory, Knaresborough

Moderate to strong

A shutting the door, opening the door game

Stairs

Moderate to strong

Ascending

TV/living room

Moderate

Next item

TV/living room

Moderate

News from The Ashes

TV/living room

Moderate

Presents

TV/living room

Moderate

Diary

Kitchen

Moderate

Making breakfasts

Moor St station

Moderate

Grappling for the Sneezecount Notebook re Sneeze 2,297

Moor St Station

Strong

Trying to rewind a bit of David Byrne’s “The Bicycle Diaries”

Waterstones, New St, Birmingham

Moderate

By the Moleskins

TV/living room

Moderate

Odd functions

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Being shown Christmas presents

TV/living room

Strong

Composing a text message

Kitchen

Moderate

Setting the washing machine

Bedroom

Moderate

Entering, in a towel

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

They’re making paper planes on Peppa Pig

Hall

Moderate to strong

Just waved goodbye

Sainsbury’s, Solihull

Moderate

Selecting sparkling white wine

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Ben is showing Holly how to make sandcastles without using magic

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Twitter on phone

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Email to parents re “Who else is in the garden?”

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Unpacking shopping

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

The Reimann Hypothesis

Kitchen

Moderate

Tiny bite-size pieces of toast

Child’s bedroom

Moderate

Lulling an infant

TV/living room

Moderate

“I’ll pause it when it gets to the haircut”

Co-op, Hall Green

Moderate

Selecting spaghetti

Bedroom

Moderate

Getting dressed

TV/living room

Moderate

First Amendment on Channel 4 News +1

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Test match Special, and a miniature bowl of cornflakes

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

The toast is in the toaster

Bedroom

Moderate

Turning, and closing the book, to go to sleep

Kitchen

Moderate

Rinsing a teaspoon

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Looking at pdf designs for the new Stans Cafe website

TV/living room

Moderate

A retweet re Boring2010

Stairs

Moderate to strong

Ascending

Kitchen

Moderate

Preparing a breakfast

Stairs

Moderate

Descending

Kitchen

Moderate

Waiting for the kettle to boil (poached eggs)

Bedroom

Mild

The central heating is coming on

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

WordPress.com subscription confirmation email

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

I’m staying in bed

Stratford Road, exit to Shire Country Park, Blackberry Way

Moderate to strong

Exiting the Blackberry Way

TV/living room

Moderate

A televised obstacle course on water

Hall

Moderate to strong

Putting on a “fleece” to go into the kitchen

Dining room

Moderate

Chocolate biscuits

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Getting up maneuvers

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

The coffee machine

TV/living room

Moderate

I am being handed a Cornflake

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Adjusting the tray thing while grilling fishcakes

Stairs

Moderate to strong

Ascending

Back bedroom office

Moderate

The Amazon page for Even the Dogs by Jon McGregor

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

An email about Boring2010

Kitchen

Moderate

Cupboard, tiptoes, baby bottle

Bedroom, Southborough

Moderate

Nappy change

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Starting to write a “tweet”, deciding against it

Toby, Hall Green

Moderate

Cleaning a spoon

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Researching Virgin Trains First Class orange juice

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

I can listen to a podcast in bed

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Diary, thinking

Midlands Arts Centre

Moderate

Looking at a cappuccino

Back bedroom office

Strong

Email bulletin from the Birmingham Post

Train, approaching Rugby

Moderate

Tired, listening to SRS number 52

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Reading an email on my phone from Beijing

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Checking the back door is locked

Mac, Birmingham

Moderate to strong

Talking about a market research

Car, Bull Ring Car park

Moderate to strong

Driving to the exit

TV/living room

Moderate

Sending an email to “Beijing”

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

An infant bottle of milk

Back bedroom office

Strong

Wiki Shenzhen

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Doing the texts for Radio Z – it’s hard work tonight

Dining room

Strong

James Ward on Chekhov

Bathroom

Moderate to strong

Sorting out the bath mats