TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Big Monkey has a hat (a plastic beaker)
two thousand, one hundred and thirty-one
Kitchen
Moderate
Taking the kettle to the tap
two thousand, one hundred and thirty
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Holding a small plate containing one fish finger and 89 baked beans (approx)
two thousand, one hundred and twenty-nine
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Between turning the kettle on and the washing machine off
two thousand, one hundred and twenty-eight
two thousand, one hundred and twenty-seven
Bedroom
Moderate
Using the Car Tax as a clue to when we bought our car
two thousand, one hundred and twenty-six
Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Diary
two thousand, one hundred and twenty-five
Hall
Moderate to strong
Writing previous sneeze in the Sneezecount notebook
two thousand, one hundred and twenty-four
Hall
Moderate to strong
Putting hat and sunglasses back in bag
two thousand, one hundred and twenty-three
Bedroom
Moderate
Test match Special, diary
two thousand, one hundred and twenty-two
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
“Look at that tongue”
two thousand, one hundred and twenty-one
Kitchen
Moderate
Preparing the bottles
two thousand, one hundred and twenty
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Lisa Appignanesi’s Cabaret
two thousand, one hundred and nineteen
TV/living room
Moderate
Tweet Tweet is behind the settee
two thousand, one hundred and eighteen
TV/living room
Moderate
Enter the breakfast
two thousand, one hundred and seventeen
Stairs
Moderate to strong
Descending
two thousand, one hundred and sixteen
Garden
Moderate to strong
Antibiotics time
two thousand, one hundred and fifteen
Field next to Sarehole Mill
Moderate to strong
David Bowie, Hunky Dory, Quicksand
two thousand, one hundred and fourteen
Bathroom
Moderate to strong
Washing my hands
two thousand, one hundred and thirteen
two thousand, one hundred and twelve
Child’s room
Moderate to strong
Turning on the in-cot music/light box
two thousand, one hundred and eleven
Dining room
Moderate
Pointing at a windmill
two thousand, one hundred and ten
Hall, Highbury Hall, Moseley
Moderate
“There’s a higher margin on the more expensive product”
two thousand, one hundred and nine
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Searching for “david foster wallace” on the Penguin website
two thousand, one hundred and eight
Child’s room
Moderate to strong
A bedtime bottle of milk for a baby who can’t breathe through her nose
two thousand, one hundred and seven
Car, Blackford Road, Solihull
Moderate
Whereto now?
two thousand, one hundred and six
Kitchen
Strong
Adjusting the kitchen scales
two thousand, one hundred and five
Reception area, Nature Centre, Birmingham
Moderate
Paying to get in
two thousand, one hundred and four
Dickens Heath
Moderate to strong
The getting out of the car proceedure
two thousand, one hundred and three
TV/living room
Strong
Having just descended with bag, phones, laptop
two thousand, one hundred and two
TV/living room
Moderate
Trying to keep a baby asleep
two thousand, one hundred and one
TV/living room
Moderate
Closong laptop to deal with request for exact wording of text message
two thousand, one hundred
TV/living roon
Moderate
Colin Montgomerie
two thousand and ninety-nine
Car, carpark, Cocks Moors Woods Leisure Centre
Mild
Looking for a space
two thousand and ninety-eight
Car, Blenheim Road, Moseley
Moderate to strong
A sleeping baby and the Sunday Times Culture section
two thousand and ninety-seven
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Adjustments: tea, Weetabix, DAB radio
two thousand and ninety-six
Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Sneezecount notebook
two thousand and ninety-five
Bedroom
Moderate
Book review in the Globe and Mail
two thousand and ninety-four
John Lewis “The Place To Eat”, Solihull
Moderate to strong
Availability of a given trouser waist size
two thousand and ninety-three
Kitchen
Moderate
Adding milk to tea
two thousand and ninety-two
Kitchen
Moderate
Mushrooms?
two thousand and ninety-one
Front path
Moderate
Parents talking to neighbour
two thousand and ninety
Outside the house
Moderate
Returning from the Toby
two thousand and eighty-nine
Dining room
Moderate to strong
Cleaning morsels off the high-chair
two thousand and eighty-eight
6th floor, Travel Lodge, Covent Garden
Moderate to strong
Just got out of the lift
two thousand and eighty-seven
Room 671, Travel Lodge, Covent Garden
Moderate to strong
A baby on a window sill
two thousand and eighty-six
Covent Garden
Moderate to strong
Lunch?
two thousand and eighty-five
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Some hokey-cokey on Chuggington
two thousand and eighty-four
Bathroom
Moderate
Looking in the mirror
two thousand and eighty-three
Kitchen
Moderate
Ready Brek flakes in the atmosphere
two thousand and eighty-two
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Sunday night is bin night
two thousand and eighty-one
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
Refreshing an Amazon books page
two thousand and eighty
Kitchen
Moderate
Some piffle on Five Live about Silverstone
two thousand and seventy-nine
Ikea Cafe, Coventry
Moderate
Exiting the Unsupervised Play Area
two thousand and seventy-eight
two thousand and seventy-seven
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Kettle on, sending a text message
two thousand and seventy-six
two thousand and seventy-five
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
“Good morning, this is Breakfast with… “
two thousand and seventy-four
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
A picture book picture of a cat
two thousand and seventy-three
two thousand and seventy-two
two thousand and seventy-one
Bedroom
Strong
Writing diary for last Tuesday
two thousand and seventy
Kitchen, Dorridge
Strong
Nadal as a “physical specimen”
two thousand and sixty-nine
TV/living room, Dorridge
Moderate
Answering that, yes, I am still counting them
two thousand and sixty-eight
TV/living room, Dorridge
Moderate
Deleting text messages
two thousand and sixty-seven
Landing
Moderate to strong
Disposal of a nappy
two thousand and sixty-six
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
The floor, a magazine, a baby
two thousand and sixty-five
TV/living room
Moderate
Logging in to Internet banking (the money’s not come through yet…)
two thousand and sixty-four
two thousand and sixty-three
Dining room
Moderate
Googling Matthew Crosby for the link in Sneeze 2,060
two thousand and sixty-two
Dining room
Strong
I always think “Start The Week is interesting, I must listen to the rest of it on the podcast”, and never do
two thousand and sixty-one
TV/living room
Strong
Leaving the room (to get the Sneezecount notebook)
two thousand and sixty
two thousand and fifty-nine
Touchwood, Solihull
Moderate
Realising that as we are into the knockout stages now, subsequent times may vary
two thousand and fifty-eight
TV/living room
Moderate
Getting up to move the high-chair
two thousand and fifty-seven
two thousand and fifty-six
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Argentina vs Greece, Me vs Garlic
two thousand and fifty-five
Bathroom
Moderate to strong
Washing hands
two thousand and fifty-four
Child’s room
Moderate to strong
After an unscheduled nappy change
two thousand and fifty-three
Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Getting dressed
two thousand and fifty-two
Bedroom
Moderate
Idea for sitcom: “Blame it on Baby”
two thousand and fifty-one
TV/living room
Moderate
“England haven’t really got it going”
two thousand and fifty
Bedroom
Moderate to strong
A long-sleeved top
two thousand and forty-nine
Bedroom
Moderate
Thinking about Child Benefit
two thousand and forty-eight
Child’s room
Moderate to strong
Looking at my daughter and listening to Smells Like Teen Spirit on YouTube
two thousand and forty-seven
TV/living room
Moderate to strong
A scoreline that might “raise eyebrows”
two thousand and forty-six
Bedroom
Moderate
The latest I’ve slept for probably a year
two thousand and forty-five
Courtyard, Hotel Balmes, Barcelona
Moderate
Coming back from a walk/push in the rain
two thousand and forty-four
Room 125, Hotel Balmes, Barcelona
Moderate to strong
Time to get up
two thousand and forty-three
Salon, Calle de Lleida, Barcelona
Moderate to strong
Bottle feed
two thousand and forty-two
Rambla de Catalunya, Barcelona
Moderate
Adjusting the straps on the pushchair, checking the time
two thousand and forty-one
Baby change facility, Woolacombe
Moderate
Nappy change
two thousand and forty
Lounge, Elmfield Guest House, Ilfracombe
Moderate
Spectating Mariokart on a big screen
two thousand and thirty-nine
Landing
Moderate
Time for the youngster to get dressed
two thousand and thirty-eight
Car, Mailbox car park
Moderate to strong
Studying the AA road atlas (Birmingham)
two thousand and thirty-seven
St Michael’s Church Hall, Lichfield
Mild
Auntie Marjorie’s 80th birthday gathering: the buffet
two thousand and thirty-six
Kitchen
Moderate
To the fridge, for parmesan!
two thousand and thirty-five
Kitchen
Moderate
Chris Waddle on the weighting of passes into space
two thousand and thirty-four
Car, Kings Heath
Strong
Drive-by property safari
two thousand and thirty-three
Kitchen
Strong
Tupperwaring up some crisps