Dining room

Moderate

Linear recurrence sequences (calculating closed form of)

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised accompanies some junior on-bed dancing

Urbis, Manchester

Moderate to strong

What is “Urbis”?

Room 516, Jury’s Inn, Manchester

Moderate to strong

Baby sick matters

Kitchen

Strong

Looking for pizza topping options

Study

Strong

Morning walkabout

Outside my house

Moderate

Carrying in a jumbo box of nappies

Bedroom

Moderate

An email to Leila Johnson on the subject of letterboxes

TV/living room

Moderate

Preparing to go out

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Introducing Edie to Music in Twelve Parts

Waitrose car park, Hall Green

Moderate

Parent and Child Parking!

Toby Carvery, Sutton Park

Moderate

A pause (holding Edie)

Spare bedroom

Moderate

Checking if there is “a more pinky one”

Spare bedroom

Moderate

Selecting a bib

Bedroom

Moderate

Reading about Playful ’09

Back bedroom office

Moderate

More OU Maths

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Sitting up holding a sleeping baby

Dining room

Moderate

Searching through spams for “Notice of Underreported Income” emails (after Andrew Collins)

Dining room

Moderate

Getting ready for bed

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Rearranging expressions (minding my ps and qs)

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

6A + 7A^2

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Logging in to old iMac for iTunes (again)

Shaftmoor Lane Acocks-Hall Green

Moderate

Nearly home

Dining room, Dorridge

Moderate

Is there a “knitted character” in TV Burp?

TV/living room

Moderate

Writing up yesterday’s birthday diary

TV/living room

Moderate

Quick Twitter before bed

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Time for bed

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Tidying up

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

(10^-2) * (10^-1)

Corridor, BWH

Moderate

Leaving the baby clinic after a check-up (time and number the same)

Study

Moderate

Looking for John Lewis’s phone number

TV/living room

Moderate

Football Focus

Stratford Road, Hall Green

Moderate

50% off Wickes kitchens and bathrooms

TV/living room, Dorridge

Moderate

Edie being very entertained by Minnie Mouse

Bedroom

Moderate

To write up previous sneeze

Back bedroom office

Moderate

Turning on the old iMac for iTunes

Bedroom

Strong

A bottle feed has caused a nappy incident

Wheatsheaf Road, Edgbaston

Moderate to strong

“I don’t think it was even a Baby Bjorn”

TV/living room

Moderate

Rankin, still

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Rankin Graverobbers

Bedroom

Moderate

A baby with a blocked nose

Car, Northbounf M40

Moderate

A steeple through the trees

Restaurant, The Haven Hotel, Sandbanks

Moderate

Dodgy version of The Sound of Silence, all of a sudden

TV/living room, Sandbanks

Moderate

End of Homes Under The Hammer, and it’s time to go out

Bedroom, Sandbanks

Moderate

Eggs on, looking at a photo of sandbanks

Bedroom, Sandbanks

Moderate to strong

Waiting for tea to cool, holding baby

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Resting, before sleep

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Kevin McLeod’s Grand Tour, Twitter, Internet property

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Discovering Danny O’Brien on Twitter

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Time for Edie’s iron

Bedroom

Moderate

Adam Buxton thinks he might have been bitten by a spider

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

A (baby) bottle in bed

Office/spare bedroom

Moderate to strong

Nightime nappy change

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Confirmation screen after booking ticket for Hitler Moustache in February

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Waiting for xtranormal.com to reload my film

TV/living room

Moderate

“And with double club card points”

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Adding pauses to Fork Handles film

Bathroom

Moderate

Emptying baby milk bottles (of water)

Bedroom

Moderate

Checking the time

Bathroom

Moderate to strong

Cleaning a baby snotsucker thing

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Getting up to retrieve bread from breadmaker, just handing over the baby in time

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Planning feeding requirements for the night

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Scanning through emails

Dining room

Moderate to strong

“I think you’ve got the music in you”

Langland Beach, Gower

Moderate to strong

Wondering if the baby I’m feeding needs a fresh nappy

Car, Edgeware Road, Swansea

Moderate

Point 2 of a 3-point turn

Village Hotel car park, Swansea

Moderate

Preparing the car for child travel

Room 410, Village Hotel, Swansea

Moderate

Unable to make a mobile phone call

Room 410, Village Hotel, Swansea

Moderate to strong

In between Inbetweeners and Derren Brown

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Making tea (with cake)

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Listening “again” to Adam & Joe and waiting for toast

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Holding baby, watching football

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Jonathan Freedland in the Guardian

Bathroom

Moderate to strong

Washing my hands, and jarring an armpit muscle slightly by trying to contain the sneeze

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Diary: can I meet Graeme on Thursday?

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Lack of train drivers on 6Music

Kitchen

Moderate

Cutting very crumbly bread

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Documentary about the Beatles touring America in 1964, and also @dotwinter on Twitter

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

They’re plating up the honey tart on Saturday Kitchen

TV/living room

Strong

Feeding a baby and watching season 4 of ABoFAL

Old Mo’

Moderate

It’s quiet in here for a Thursday

TV/living room

Moderate

Nick, Max and Jessie getting ready to go

Bedroom

Moderate

Looking at the rain

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Baby Massage, with my head inside my T-shirt to control the sneeze

Bedroom

Moderate

Checking if I can still log in to my old work email (I can’t)

TV/living room, Dorridge

Moderate

Pet Shop Boys: What have I done to deserve this?

Waitrose car park, Hall Green

Moderate to strong

Waiting for dessert to be bought

Kitchen

Moderate

Should I make the bread now or in the morning

Landing

Moderate to strong

Getting syringes from the sterilizer

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Cubism on Wikipedia / Titanic on Channel Five

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Waiting for ice-cream to defrost enough to serve

TV/living room

Strong

Mister Quickly on YouTube

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Deciding that I do not need to keep last month’s Virgin Media bill, and then sneezing all over it

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Tidying desk

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Loading dishwasher

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

A bedtime bottle feed

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Getting ready for bed

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Making bread with a baby strapped to my chest

HMV, Fort Retail Park

Moderate to strong

Holding DVDs (incl. Annie Hall)

Bedroom

Moderate

Internet estate agents