Bedroom

Moderate

Diary (West Midlands Safari Park)

Kitchen

Moderate

Washing hands, preparing picnic for the Safari Park

Car, Birmingham city centre area

Moderate to strong

Rangers Celtic on Radio 5 Live

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

JUST got in

WH Smith, Euston Station

Moderate

The travel reading material question

Hoxton Square

Moderate to strong

Oh very cool

LEON, Spitalfields

Moderate

Towards the bin at the end of the bar

Old Broad Street, EC2

Moderate to strong

I thought this walk would have more Pepys, and fewer sneezes

Outside Somerset House

Strong

Lots of “bits’ in the air getting in my eyes and nose

Embankment

Strong

On the walk to Liverpool Street

Cafe, National Theatre

Moderate

Planning a walk to Liverpool Street

Shop, Tate Modern

Moderate

“Art Theory For Beginners”

Bar, Holiday Inn, Carburton St W1

Moderate

Yoga For People Who Can’t Be Bothered To Do It – “The Zone”

Lobby, BFI

Moderate

Yoga For People Who Can’t Be Bothered To Do It – “Leptis Magna”

Bedroom

Moderate

Getting ready for a trip to the dojo (abandoned)

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane

Moderate to strong

Settling in and checking correspondence

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

The “10 O’clock News” (BBC) – UN report on Gaza attacks

TV/living room

Moderate

Arsenal 0 : 2 Manchester United

Room 1, Moat Lane

Moderate

Moderating an IT session

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Some nonsense on “Click” (BBC News Channel)

Back Bedroom Office

Moderate to strong

Sorting pennies by year

Back bedroom office

Moderate

Collings and Herrin Podcast (Swine Flu)

Zizzi, Mailbox, Birmingham

Moderate

Walking back after washing my hands with the silly taps

Bedroom

Moderate

Sneezecount notebook

Bedroom

Moderate

Amazon: Heartland

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

iPlayer download of Queens of British Pop – Alison Moyet

Bedroom

Moderate

Too much Twitters

Bedroom

Moderate

“Weightless Again”

Bedroom

Moderate

About to go in the bathroom

Foyer, Library Theatre, Birmingham

Moderate to strong

Waiting for “The Visitor”

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Photo essay thing on Informal Sculpture

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Uploading photos to Flickr

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Email to Mark/Friendly Kid re. Englishness

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Going through iPhoto for Informal Sculpture ideas

Back bedroom office

Moderate

Fiddling about and not writing piece about Informal Sculpture

Lobby, Windmill Village Hotel, Coventry

Moderate

There’s a robin in a tree on the golf course

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Catching up on Twitter

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Making breakfast (“traying up”)

Dining room

Moderate

“Is your hair due for a wash tomorrow?”

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Checking the Internet is still there before going out for a spot of Informal Sculpture

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

It’s really coming down now.

Bedroom

Moderate

[Andrew] Collins writing about himself writing about Star Trek

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Sneezecount notebook

Bedroom

Moderate

Dozing, thinking about rechargeable batteries

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Not a kid and not that friendly

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Writing diary re. AGDFTC

Teachers’ Room, Moat Lane

Moderate

Break, printing a memorandum

Office / spare bedroom

Moderate to strong

Waking up

Back bedroom office

Moderate

Today on the Interwebs

Room 1, Moat Lane

Moderate to strong

BBC Online predicting what will be in the budget

Train, Spring Road station

Moderate

Contemplating optimum routes out of Hall Green station

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Putting away after tea

Study

Moderate to strong

Looking at photos of us as children

Dining room

Moderate

Moving emails from Inbox to Saved

Ikea, Wednesbury

Moderate

Compact storage solutions

Office / spare bedroom

Moderate to strong

Looking up “Spectre” on the “Internet”

Office / spare bedroom

Moderate to strong

Staggering about

Office / spare bedroom

Moderate to strong

Getting up

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Dishwasher / tidyup

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Settling down for more novel reading

Bedroom

Moderate

Charlie Brooker on Amazon

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Childbirth conversation

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Just got in from a fine Italian meal

Dining room

Moderate

Reading an intermediate draft of a second novel

Dining room

Moderate

Finished looking up Nature Boy by Nat King Cole

Bedroom

Strong

Girls’ names

TV / Living room

Moderate to strong

That coal tit is at it again

Landing

Moderate

About to go for a canal walk

Office/spare bedroom

Moderate to strong

Pitching in to a telephone negotiation of a lunchtime meet-up

Back bedroom office

Strong

Entering Sneeze #1,350

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Waiting for the kettle to boil

Back bedroom office

Moderate

Updating Sneezecount to the tune of Radio David Byrne (Bon Iver: Flume)

Kitchen

Strong

Washing / cleaning up

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Downloading latest version of Tweetdeck

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Adam Buxton / Stewart Lee

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Collings and Herrin podcast 58 re. Piers Morgan

Kitchen, Dorridge

Moderate

Sneezecount notebook

Kitchen, Dorridge

Moderate to strong

Leafing through tax info

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Clicking between windows

Back bedroom office

Moderate

Adam and Joe podcast

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Discussing recent spam volume

Charing Cross tube station

Moderate to strong

Is this the right way?

Lobby, BFI

Moderate to strong

Deciding that it might actually pay off to join the BFI

TV / living room

Moderate to strong

A property website!

TV / living room

Moderate

Drenched dregs of the Malaysian Grand Prix, and a bit of the Birmingham Post online

Bedroom

Moderate

Guardian website

Hall, Dorridge

Moderate

Moving from dining room to sitting room

Dining room, Dorridge

Moderate

Tales of “friends”

John Lewis, Solihull

Moderate

Approaching the computer department

Room HA007, SBC, Hall Green

Moderate

Discussion of bilingualism

Room 1, Moat Lane

Moderate to strong

Invigilating reading assessment retake

Waterstones, High Street, Birmingham

Moderate

Fingering The Damned United, suspiciously

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Contemplating travel plans tonight

Bedroom

Moderate

That sneeze ain’t no April Fool

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane

Moderate to strong

Printing

Bedroom

Moderate

Email

Bedroom

Moderate

Sitting with laptop on bed

Room 1, Moat Lane

Moderate

Using the board rubber to clean the board

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane

Moderate

Chatting with colleagues

Bedroom

Moderate

Online banking