Bathroom, Tilton House, Lewes
Moderate
Putting the soap back
Counting sneezes since July 2007
Classroom, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Moderate
Questions about daily routine and time
Kitchen
Moderate
Taking the top off a boiled egg
Back bedroom office
Moderate
Comparing my head with that of Action Man after self-barbery
Corridor, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Updating the Sneezecount notebook with the previous sneeze
Corridor, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Leaving the classroom
Bedroom
Moderate
Waving at the man over the road
Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Getting a tissue to blow my nose
Back bedroom office
Moderate
Clicking play on iTunes Radio David Byrne
Nature Centre, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Jacob Sheep
Kitchen
Moderate
Washing my hands after doing the bins
Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
www.simonsebagmontefiore.com
Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Uploading Eric and Lydia postcards to Flickr
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Opening packet of Super Glue
Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Getting pseudo-dressed to buy the Observer
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Going to get some kitchen paper
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Making tea to the sound of Radio 5 Live FA Cup fever
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
In bed (real bedroom being decorated), dozing, thinking about blogs
Back bedroom office
Moderate
Clearing spam
Park near Sarehole Mill
Moderate
Walking away from an ESOL football match
Corridor, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
Lurking, waiting for the sneeze before a meeting
Teachers’ room, Moat Lane
Moderate
Organising a folder of assessments
Approaching the railway arch at the start of Stratford Road, Birmingham
Moderate
I can hear an ambulance
Room 1, Moat Lane
Strong
Ready with a tissue: I was expecting this one
Teachers’ room, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
Lesson post-mortems
Teachers’ room, Moat Lane
Moderate
Browsing BBC pages about healthy eating for a potential lesson plan
Teachers’ room, Moat Lane
Moderate
Reading an email about equal opportunity DVDs
Scala subway, Holloway Head, Birmingham
Moderate
Going to karate
Reception / office, Moat Lane
Moderate
How many grams of spaghetti did I eat yesterday?
Level 14, Moat Lane Car Park, Birmingham
Moderate
A very good view of the city to the South
Back bedroom office
Strong
Going to check Sneezecount traffic
Garden
Moderate to strong
More composting: this time: dealing with dust
Garden
Moderate to strong
Composting matters
Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Sitting up, waiting for the sneeze
Bedroom
Moderate
Pretty much still asleep
Gap, Solihull
Moderate
Waiting by the changing rooms
Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Two w’s into www.flickr.com
Bedroom
Moderate
Xbox 360 / GTAIV on Amazon: I have no idea what this means
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Checking the heating is off
Library Theatre, Birmingham
Moderate
Birmingham International Film Society presentation of Las Doce Sillas
Nature Centre, Cannon Hill Park
Moderate to strong
Feeding time for the otters
Peel stature, Pershore Road, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
On the way to the Nature Centre
Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Sorting out rechargeable batteries for digital radio
Kitchen
Moderate
Arranging the breakfast tray
IT bay, South Birmingham college, Hall Green
Moderate
Connecting news feeds to Moodle
Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Kitchen
Moderate
Turning heat down on rice
Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Germaine Greer on Annie Leibovitz, Miley Cyrus, Disney, all that
Train, Marylebone Station
Moderate to strong
Happy West Bromwich Albion fans
Kitchen, Southborough, Kent
Strong
Looking for kitchen roll
Dining room, Southborough, Kent
Moderate to strong
Tales of night wees
Dining room, Southborough, Kent
Moderate to strong
Tales of sleepwalking
Dining room, Southborough, Kent
Moderate
Slightly perplexed at The Guardian’s the comic
The Hand and Sceptre, Southborough, Kent
Moderate
Sneezecount notebook, number 578
The Hand and Sceptre, Southborough, Kent
Moderate
Ghost stories
Googe Street, W1
Moderate
Right-angling my way back to the hotel
Neptune Court, National Maritime Museum, Greenwich
Moderate to strong
Must be in Greenwich
Gallery 21, South West Wing, National Maritime Museum, Greenwich
Moderate
Simon Patterson’s The Undersea World and Other Stories
Room 321, Grafton Hotel, London
Moderate to strong
Relieved of the task of packing
Train, between Kilburn and Marylebone
Moderate
Packing away DFW and Sneezecount notebook
Back bedroom office
Moderate
Sneezecount Googles self
Bedroom
Moderate to strong
guardian.co.uk reports on last night’s football
Bathroom
Moderate
Listening to Collings and Herrin podcast 10 (Ha!)
Bench, Brueton Park, Solihull
Moderate to strong
Mortality, knowledge, numbers, Sneezecount
Bedroom
Strong
Kneeling on the bed, holding the Sneezecount notebook, as if in prayer
Back bedroom office
Moderate
Email before Seinfeld and The Wire
Back bedrooom office
Moderate
Sneezecount admin pages
Bedroom
Moderate
Email on bed
Patrick Kavanagh Bar, Moseley
Moderate to strong
Tales of school
Patrick Kavanagh Bar, Moseley
Moderate
Barcelona 0 – 0 Manchester United
Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
About to update Sneezecount for the first time since it went public
Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
This one started on the train in town, and waited until I got home
Classroom, Moat Lane
Moderate
A guardian.co.uk photo of some sushi
Reception / office, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
BBC Skillswise spellings
Reception / office, Moat Lane
Moderate
Hillary caricatures on guardian.co.uk
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Cellotaping a teaspoon to a small tupperware-style container of yoghurt and oat crunch cereal
Living room, Broseley Wood
Moderate
Freeview hinterland conversations
Kitchen / dining room, Broseley Wood
Moderate
Curry conversations
Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
WordPress 2.5 install
Vincent Joseph, Worcester and Birmingham Canal Turn, Birmingham
Moderate
Party on a barge!
Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Adam… and Joe
Bedroom
Moderate
Open the blinds, cup of tea
Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Checking Joyfeed web traffic
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Egg-cup/dishwasher interface
Bedroom
Moderate
A wake-up sneeze
Living room, Edgbaston
Moderate to strong
Babysitting one god-daughter
Bedroom
Strong
About to go to work
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Break from writing the On Counting essay – making a cup of tea
Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Clicking on the “home” button (BBC)
Back bedroom office
Moderate to strong
Just reignited boiler, now downloading email
Back bedroom office
Moderate
Final whistles
Back bedroom office
Moderate
April showers
Grosvenor House Hotel, Park Lane
Moderate
Waiting for the announcement of the R&J Book of the Year (but, hey, so what!!!)
Teachers’ toilet, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
Getting changed into my suit
Teachers’ room, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
About to write up a lesson plan