three hundred and fourteen

Bedroom

Moderate

Drinking tea and staring at a photo of me as a boy, dressed in Lederhosen, making a golf shot in my grandparents garden

three hundred

Corridor, Moat Lane, Birmingham

Moderate to strong

Christmas party winding down

two hundred and fifty-seven

Room 15, Harlingford Hotel, London

Moderate to strong

A traditional sneeze while dressing for a literary award night, this time the Guardian First Book

two hundredand fifty-five

Russell Square tube station

Moderate

Shuffling out of the lift, about to use my Oyster card to “touch out” for the first time