Bedroom
Moderate
Time to get up
Counting sneezes since July 2007
Bedroom
Moderate
Time to get up
Teachers’ room, Moat Lane
Moderate
I should probably do some work now
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Checking bank balances
Bus, Stratford Road
Moderate
My train was cancelled
Stairs
Moderate
Ascending, running
Balfour Restaurant, Bloomsbury
Moderate to strong
Do I dessert?
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Researching rowing machines on the Internet
Bedroom
Moderate
Can’t sleep
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Writing number in Sneezecount notebook, in anticipation
Stairs
Moderate to strong
Ascending
Car park, New Street Station
Moderate to strong
To pay and display (free for the first 20 minutes)
Bedroom
Moderate
Go to sleep!
Bedroom
Moderate
Taking tea and Internets
TV / living room
Moderate to strong
Match of the Day 2: Roy Hodgson
TV / living room
Moderate
Blade Runner The Final Cut 2007
Bedroom
Moderate
Getting ready for a posh do
Contemporary gallery, Tate Britain
Moderate
So, is this art?
TV / living room
Moderate
Having just won on a CD pub quiz
Bedroom
Moderate
Drinking tea and staring at a photo of me as a boy, dressed in Lederhosen, making a golf shot in my grandparents garden
Conservatory, Knaresborough
Moderate
Getting ready to go
Dining room, Knaresborough
Moderate
Feeling a bit full
Conservatory, Knaresborough
Moderate to strong
A Christmas Sneeze, and the first to be timed using the new watch
TV / living room, Knaresborough
Moderate
Arranging presents under the tree
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Diary entries
Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Getting dressed, about to collect bouquet
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
What is it about spam that makes me sneeze?
Kitchen
Moderate
Double checking the time
Kitchen
Moderate
Checking the larder for provisions
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Deleting spam
Teaching room, Moat Lane
Moderate to strong
Listening to a tape of a student speaking assignment
Teachers’ room, Moat Lane
Moderate
Talking about mobile phones!
Outside EAT, the Bull Ring, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Deciding where to go for lunch
Corridor, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Christmas party winding down
Guest bedroom, Edgbaston
Moderate
I’m probably not going to get to sleep again
Office / Spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Marmalade the toast
Kitchen
Strong
Tidying up
Christmas market, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Researching with students
Train, between Tyseley and Spring Road
Moderate
Updating Sneezecount notebook
Train, between Tyseley and Spring Road
Moderate
What is the Inquirex.com business model?
Teaching Room, Birmingham University
Moderate
Plans for next term
Kitchen
Strong
Properly boiling
Kitchen
Strong
Almost boiling
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Eggs coming to the boil
Bedroom
Strong
Reaching for Sneezecount notebook
Bedroom
Strong
Seventeen sneezes yesterday – here we go again
TV / Living Room
Strong
Wallinger on Newsnight Review
Office / spare bedroom
Strong
Checking Amazon.co.uk Sales RankĀ (814)
TV / Living room
Moderate to strong
Six Feet Under, Series 2 (DVD)
Kitchen
Strong
Emptying the dishwasher
Office / spare bedroom
Strong
Researching “free” Virgin Mobile phones
Office / spare bedroom
Strong
Semi-vicarious thrill at celebrity invite emails
Teaching room, South Birmingham College, Hall Green
Moderate to strong
Still standardising
Teaching room, South Birmingham College, Hall Green
Moderate
Exam standardisation meeting
Office, South Birmingham College, Hall Green
Moderate
Composing an evaluation questionnaire
Office / spare bedroom
Strong
Still doing some Joyfeed
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate
Doing some Joyfeed
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
This could be a busy day on Sneezecount
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Reading about the South Bank Show Awards
Bedroom
Strong
Still writing in Sneezecount notebook
Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Writing in Sneezecount notebook
Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Put the tea down first
Office / spare bedroom
Strong
PC to Mac, Mac to PC
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate
Switching user
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Scrolling through spam
Train, near Leamington Spa
Moderate
Reading abandoned Evening Standard
Harlingford Hotel, London
Strong
Collecting baggage
Strada, The Brunswick Centre, London
Moderate
Reaching down for Sneezecount notebook
Strada, The Brunswick Centre, London
Moderate
Reaching down for camera
Escalator, Oxford Circus tube station
Moderate to strong
Descending
Room 15, as above
Moderate to strong
TV: “This is the one the boys couldn’t afford”
Room 15, as above
Moderate
About to breakfast
Bathroom, Room 15, as above
Moderate to strong
No valid timepiece available (maybe after Christmas?)
Room 15, Harlingford Hotel, London
Moderate to strong
Examining a complimentary Moleskin
Room 15, Harlingford Hotel, London
Mild
Time to get up
Room 15, Harlingford Hotel, London
Moderate to strong
A traditional sneeze while dressing for a literary award night, this time the Guardian First Book
Hob, The Brunswick Centre, London
Moderate
Chopstick multipack
Russell Square tube station
Moderate
Shuffling out of the lift, about to use my Oyster card to “touch out” for the first time
Train, Snow Hill Station, Birmingham
Moderate
Waiting to pull out (to London!)
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
More spam
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate
Deleting the spam
Office / spare bedroom
Strong
Reading notebook of Joyfeed ideas
Waitrose, Hall Green
Moderate
Which milk?
Car, Robin Hood Island, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Right hand lane, circling
Car, Netchells Park Road, Birmingham
Moderate
Location hunting
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
At last!
Back bedroom
Moderate to strong
Looking up Sopranos “Series 6”
Teaching room, Centre for Modern Languages, Birmingham University
Moderate
Espanish
Doorway to staff room, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Moderate
Entering
Room 1, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Moderate
Talking about going on holiday
Twycross Zoo
Moderate
Going ape!
Dining room
Moderate
Talking to friends about Joyfeed
Train, Hall Green Station
Mild
Finding a seat
Hallway
Moderate
Collecting junk mail addressed to previous occupants
Hallway, Edgbaston
Moderate
Concealing the act of counting sneezes
Staff room, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Mild
Marking
Reception/office, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Moderate
Looking at City and Guilds assessments
Staff room, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Moderate
Marking assignments
Staff Room, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Saving a phone contact