two hundred and twenty-five

Outside Moor Street Station, Birmingham

Moderate

And that’s it, an awkward, and at one point rather messy, sequence of eight sneezes – will that be bettered?

two hundred and eighteen

Train, near the tree, outside Tyseley Junction

Moderate

The train is slowing down, and I sneezed here yesterday too

two hundred and one

Reception / office, Moat Lane, Birmingham

Moderate

Printing copies of “THE CV OF THE BRILIANT VERNON DORRIDGE” for previously absent students

one hundred and fifty

Teaching room, South Birmingham College Construction Centre

Moderate

Completing “minimum core” for Cert Ed

one hundred and forty-seven

Landing, Birmingham

Moderate

Feeling the sneeze approach and so walking from the bedroom to the office / spare bedroom to update Sneezecount

one hundred and forty-one

The Ruby Chinese Takeaway, Birmingham

Moderate

There is a smoky atmosphere from the cooking causing the first sneeze in three days