Bedroom
Moderate
Putting on shoes
Counting sneezes since July 2007
Bedroom
Moderate
Putting on shoes
Waterstones, High Street, Birmingham
Moderate
Inspecting the 3 for 2 offerings
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Cutlery
Office / spare bedroom
Strong
Adam and Joe on Listen Again
Kitchen
Strong
Finding a spoon
Bathroom, Bridgnorth
Mild
Time is estimated due to no available timepiece, margin of error +/- 3 minutes
Outside Moor Street Station, Birmingham
Moderate
And that’s it, an awkward, and at one point rather messy, sequence of eight sneezes – will that be bettered?
Outside Moor Street Station
Moderate
When will this end?
Moor Street Station, Birmingham
Moderate
Right now all I can think about is tissues
Train, somewhere around Tyseley, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Oh dear, no tissue
Train, near the tree, outside Tyseley Junction
Mild
That’s four in a row, but there’s still a tickle
Train, near the tree, outside Tyseley Junction
Moderate
Uh-oh
Train, near the tree, outside Tyseley Junction
Moderate
Still feel a bit tickly
Train, near the tree, outside Tyseley Junction
Moderate
The train is slowing down, and I sneezed here yesterday too
Room 1, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Moderate
“Where does she have to go?”
Room 6, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Moderate
Introducing jobs activity
By the tree, outside Tyseley Junction
Mild
Stopped due to congestion at the Tyseley Junction
Staff room, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Moderate
Faffing
Room 1, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Moderate
“Woolworth’s is opposite of the bank”
Staff room, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
The New Statesman
Station platform, Hall Green, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
The train is coming
TV / living room
Moderate
Six Feet Under (DVD, Series one)
JJB Sports, Birmingham
Moderate
In the queue
Lower Essex Street, Birmingham
Moderate
Community Punishment Workshop
Bedroom
Moderate
Putting away vests
Aston Expressway, Birmingham
Moderate
Tales of projectionists
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Switching to Herring
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Created in Birmingham mailout
Kitchen
Moderate
Recycling an envelope
Classroom, Birmingham University
Moderate
Si tuvieras arreglarselas sin algo importante…”
Reception / office, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Moderate
Printing copies of “THE CV OF THE BRILIANT VERNON DORRIDGE” for previously absent students
Teachers’ room, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Moderate
Attending
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Completing “mindless and inhumane” paperwork for teaching qualification
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Writing an email about Roland Barthes
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Turning off the central heating
Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Setting the alarm for tomorrow morning
Office / spare bedroom
Strong
Writing lesson plan for E1B
Office / spare bedroom
Strong
Moving DJ Shadow “tracks” around iTunes
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate
Start The Week: Wagner, Max, Wagner
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Coffee and David Davies
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
The first sneeze of *official* GMT
Bedroom
Moderate to strong
Discussing text messages received but not sent
Bedroom
Moderate
Going through the diary
TV / living room
Moderate to strong
Queuing up DVD episode of “Six Feet Under” (series one)
TV / living room
Moderate to strong
Jeremy Vine asking Alan Johnston about depression
Acocks Green Library, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Reading group discussion of “What Was Lost”
Office / spare bedroom
Strong
Email poo
Room 345, Travelodge, Guildford
Strong
Sneezes at this hour are rare
Bar, Travelodge, Guildford
Moderate
Going to bed
Room 345, Travelodge, Guildford
Moderate
Getting ready for Guildford Book Festival’s Jelf Group First Novel Award
Bathroom
Moderate
Looking in the mirror
Kitchen
Strong
Discussing the dishwasher with mother
TV / living room
Moderate
Just about to go out
Bathroom
Strong
In the shower
Office / spare bedroom
Strong
Putting duvet cover on duvet
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Constructing a Scheme of Work
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Just put the kettle on
Classro0m, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Moderate
Walking over to the bin to dispose of a stickynote
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate
Looking up “The Gathering”‘s sales rank on Amazon.co.uk (135)
Costa Coffee,”Bullring”, Birmingham
Moderate
Follow up to #171
Costa Coffee, “Bullring”, Birmingham
Moderate
Cappuccino
Town Hall, Birmingham
Moderate
Pram
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Loading “Binary Oppositions” into iTunes
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to strong
Switching user
Kitchen
Moderate to strong
Making tea
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate
Marking Joyfeed comments as spam
Office / spare bedroom
Moderate to Strong
Reading Stephen Fry on fame (enjoying it, but disagreeing in parts, typically)
Canal towpath, Selly Oak
Moderate to strong
A Sunday walk
TV / living room, Birmingham
Mild
Leaving the room to update Sneezecount
Hallway, Birmingham
Moderate
Commending C. on choice of record
Bedroom, Birmingham
Mild
Discussing breakfast options
Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Onion article about Garfield
Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham
Moderate
Sorting through spam
The Anchor, Digbeth
Moderate
Talking to James and Craig about Stan
Classroom, Moat Lane
Moderate
Supervising grammar exercise
Teachers’ room, Moat Lane
Moderate
Writing lesson overview
Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Editing MySpace friends (6)
Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham
Moderate
Opening Firefox
Kitchen, Birmingham
Moderate
Clearing up after another successful “Chicken Surprise”
Kitchen, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Preparing “Chicken Surprise” for guests
Bathroom, Birmingham
Moderate
Turning off the radio
Teaching room, South Birmingham College Construction Centre
Moderate
Completing “minimum core” for Cert Ed
Kitchen, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
Bedtime
Car, ring road, Birmingham
Moderate
There’s that speed camera
Landing, Birmingham
Moderate
Feeling the sneeze approach and so walking from the bedroom to the office / spare bedroom to update Sneezecount
Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham
Moderate
Musing on Michael Barry More Cryer, whatever that means
Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham
Moderate
Reading “All The Rage”
Upstairs at the Hare and Hounds, Kings Heath, Birmingham
Moderate
7 Inch Cinema night
Garden, Birmingham
Moderate
Gardening (just cut the grass…)
TV / living room, Birmingham
Moderate
NYPD Blue Series 3 DVD
The Ruby Chinese Takeaway, Birmingham
Moderate
There is a smoky atmosphere from the cooking causing the first sneeze in three days
Staffroom, Moat Lane, Birmingham
Moderate
Preparing a lesson (unsuccessful)
Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham
Moderate
Watching old Screenwipe on YouTube
TV / living room, Birmingham
Strong
Michael Palin in Turkey
Bathroom, Birmingham
Moderate
About to update Sneezecount
TV / living room, Birmingham
Strong
Gordon Brown and Andrew “Andy” Marr
Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham
Moderate
First sneeze in over three days
Kitchen, Birmingham
Moderate to strong
About to carry toast upstairs
Bathroom, Birmingham
Moderate
Shock (to the nostrils) of getting out of bed