one hundred

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Moderate

Waiting for an email to send….. “And that’s his hundred”

ninety-seven

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Moderate

Proof-reading essay on “curriculum” (to the tune of Joanna Newsome)

ninety-six

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Moderate

The nervous nineties

ninety-four

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Moderate

Researching songs from Radio David Byrne’s September ’07 selection

ninety-three

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Moderate to strong

Just closed down Firefox after updating Sneezecount

ninety-two

Kitchen, Birmingham

Moderate to strong

Making a cup of tea

ninety-one

Holloway Head, Birmingham

Moderate to strong

Observing “Shoot ‘Em Up” poster

ninety

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Moderate

Computer

eighty-seven

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Moderate to strong

Logging in to Sneezecount

eighty-six

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Moderate

Watching the short film “Boxes” by Steve Delahoyde (YouTube)

eighty-five

City centre street, Birmingham

Moderate

Leaving the Old Contemptables after an excellent and most useful free bar

eighty-three

Snow Hill Station, Birmingham

Moderate

Standing on the train as it pulls in

eighty-one

Living room, Birmingham

Moderate to strong

Touching sore bit of lip again, as a test

eighty

Living room, Birmingham

Moderate

Touching sore bit of lip

seventy-seven

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Moderate

Place the Internet on the ground, move away from the Internet

seventy-six

Borders bookshop, Birmingham

Moderate

Reading the New Yorker dog cartoon calender

seventy-four

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Moderate

Entering the time for sneeze #67

seventy-two

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Moderate

Working through email backlog

seventy-one

Check-in lounge, Ljubljana Airport

Moderate

Walking past the entire Slovenian army, it seemed

sixty-nine

Galerija Vzigalica, Ljubljana

Moderate

Entering Washroom area

sixty-seven

Galerija Vzigalica, Ljubljana

Moderate

Rearranging the rice to accommodate Harry Potter purchasers

sixty-six

Hostel lobby, Ljubljana

Moderate

Observing a “muesli of nations”

sixty-five

Pizzeria terrace, Ljubljana

Moderate

“Do English people make Welsh jokes?”

sixty-four

Hostel Internet bay, Ljubljana

Mild

Reading a review of Magic Box Imp on Amazon

sixty-three

Hostel bedroom, Ljubljana

Moderate to strong

Thinking “Ljubljana!”

sixty

Kitchen, Birmingham

Moderate to strong

Turning off the central heating

fifty-nine

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Moderate to strong

Responding to a friend request on Facebook

fifty-seven

Bedroom, Birmingham

Moderate to strong

Threading a belt through jeans belt loops

fifty-six

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Moderate to strong

Clicking “Publish” on sneeze #55

fifty-five

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Strong

Failing to find article about Jimmy Carr in the online Observer

fifty-four

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Moderate to strong

Looking up details of the Green Man Festival

fifty-three

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Moderate

[illegible] the Man Booker Prize

fifty-two

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Moderate to strong

MySpace

fifty-one

Office / spare bedroom

Moderate to strong

Updating sneezecount

fifty

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Moderate

Checking Google Alerts

forty-nine

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Moderate

Talking about cabbage

forty-six

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Strong

Checking the Google Alerts

forty-five

Office, The Jewellery Quarter, Birmingham

Moderate

Scanning Japanese postcards from the 1920s

forty-four

Street, city centre, Birmingham

Strong

Holding paper tray containing a regular latte

forty-one

Field, Norfolk

Moderate

Finding a good place for the tent

forty

Bathroom, Birmingham

Moderate

Tom Robinson on Radio 2

thirty-nine

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Moderate to strong

Getting up to make a cup of tea

thirty-seven

Garden, Birmingham

Moderate to strong

Doing a bit of gardening (recently cut lawn)

thirty-three

Office / spare bedroom, Birmingham

Moderate

Listening to Test Match Special (India 402 – 4)