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one thousand, eight hundred and thirty-two

Posted by Peter on 2 January, 2010 9:22 pm. No comments.

Bedroom

Strong

A baby with a cold

one thousand, eight hundred and thirty-one

Posted by Peter on 1 January, 2010 12:48 am. No comments.

TV/living room, Edgbaston

Moderate

Still not impressed: a thin act

one thousand, eight hundred and thirty

Posted by Peter on 1 January, 2010 12:47 am. No comments.

TV/living room, Edgbaston

Moderate

No-one is impressed by Paloma Faith on Jools Holland

one thousand, eight hundred and twenty-nine

Posted by Peter on 31 December, 2009 12:12 pm. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate

Changing into jeans, talking about buying jeans

one thousand, eight hundred and twenty-eight

Posted by Peter on 30 December, 2009 6:32 pm. No comments.

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Pouring cava

one thousand, eight hundred and twenty-seven

Posted by Peter on 29 December, 2009 4:53 pm. No comments.

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

On The Waterfront: “C’mon let’s go!”

one thousand, eight hundred and twenty-six

Posted by Peter on 28 December, 2009 11:13 pm. No comments.

TV/living room, Knaresborough

Strong

Nightime Internet check-up

one thousand, eight hundred and twenty-five

Posted by Peter on 28 December, 2009 8:33 am. No comments.

Bedroom, Knaresborough

Moderate

Retrieving Sneezecount notebook

one thousand, eight hundred and twenty-four

Posted by Peter on 28 December, 2009 8:32 am. No comments.

Kitchen, Knaresborough

Moderate

Filling an unfamiliar kettle

one thousand, eight hundred and twenty-three

Posted by Peter on 25 December, 2009 7:54 pm. No comments.

TV room, Dorridge

Moderate

Painful rendition of James Morrison / Nelly Furtado on We Sing (witnessed)

one thousand, eight hundred and twenty-two

Posted by Peter on 24 December, 2009 7:20 pm. No comments.

Outside the house

Moderate to strong

Loading the car fora Christmas Eve night

one thousand, eight hundred and twenty-one

Posted by Peter on 24 December, 2009 9:04 am. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Putting tights on a baby

one thousand, eight hundred and twenty

Posted by Peter on 24 December, 2009 7:20 am. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate

Logging on to online banking

one thousand, eight hundred and nineteen

Posted by Peter on 23 December, 2009 7:10 pm. No comments.

TV/living room

Moderate

Porridge (TV)

one thousand, eight hundred and eighteen

Posted by Peter on 22 December, 2009 9:16 pm. No comments.

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Tidying up a bit

one thousand, eight hundred and seventeen

Posted by Peter on 21 December, 2009 8:00 am. No comments.

Bedroom, rented barn conversion, Dorset

Moderate

Time to get up (time approximate)

one thousand, eight hundred and sixteen

Posted by Peter on 19 December, 2009 9:07 pm. No comments.

Lounge area, rented barn conversion, Dorset

Moderate

Commenting on a friend being liberal with the paté

one thousand, eight hundred and fifteen

Posted by Peter on 19 December, 2009 9:52 am. No comments.

Kitchen, rented barn conversion, Dorset

Strong

Connections to Harry Hill (and breakfast pepper up the nose)

one thousand, eight hundred and fourteen

Posted by Peter on 18 December, 2009 2:34 pm. No comments.

Car, M5 (near Weston_S-Mare)

Mild

Preferring that C&H might cover for A&J

one thousand, eight hundred and thirteen

Posted by Peter on 14 December, 2009 3:36 pm. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate

An email from David Byrne! (to about a million people…)

one thousand, eight hundred and twelve

Posted by Peter on 14 December, 2009 8:33 am. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate

Writing to James Hart re what had become of asptoday.com

one thousand, eight hundred and eleven

Posted by Peter on 13 December, 2009 10:47 am. No comments.

Kitchen

Moderate

Making bread: flour in the nose?

one thousand, eight hundred and ten

Posted by Peter on 13 December, 2009 10:23 am. No comments.

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Google Alerts, holding sleeping baby

one thousand, eight hundred and nine

Posted by Peter on 12 December, 2009 6:47 pm. No comments.

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Worrying some root vegetables

one thousand, eight hundred and eight

Posted by Peter on 11 December, 2009 10:27 pm. No comments.

Landing

Moderate

When I checked the time on my phone I found that I had been browsing the Internet on it for about half an hour

one thousand, eight hundred and seven

Posted by Peter on 11 December, 2009 11:53 am. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Looking for a video of Roo Reynolds talking about lego

one thousand, eight hundred and six

Posted by Peter on 11 December, 2009 8:15 am. No comments.

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Taking two mugs out of the dishwasher

one thousand, eight hundred and five

Posted by Peter on 9 December, 2009 4:11 am. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate

A train of thought about nostrils. Coincidence?

one thousand, eight hundred and four

Posted by Peter on 7 December, 2009 8:51 pm. No comments.

TV/living room

Moderate

Bertie is trying to steal a painting

one thousand, eight hundred and three

Posted by Peter on 6 December, 2009 10:44 am. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate

The putting on of a bib

one thousand, eight hundred and two

Posted by Peter on 5 December, 2009 1:18 pm. No comments.

Bedroom

Strong

Dave Green in an SRS Vimeo outake

one thousand, eight hundred and one

Posted by Peter on 5 December, 2009 10:11 am. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

“Here’s a tissue”

one thousand, eight hundred

Posted by Peter on 5 December, 2009 10:10 am. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Tea and A&J

one thousand, seven hundred and ninety-nine

Posted by Peter on 4 December, 2009 11:25 am. No comments.

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Waiting for Amanda

one thousand, seven hundred and ninety-eight

Posted by Peter on 4 December, 2009 10:21 am. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate

Entering, in towel

one thousand, seven hundred and ninety-seven

Posted by Peter on 3 December, 2009 9:54 pm. No comments.

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

An awkward, coded conversation between the Queen and Prince Charles

one thousand, seven hundred and ninety-six

Posted by Peter on 3 December, 2009 2:24 pm. No comments.

Stairs

Moderate

Ascending, with hammer

one thousand, seven hundred and ninety-five

Posted by Peter on 3 December, 2009 10:35 am. No comments.

Stairs

Moderate

Ascending

one thousand, seven hundred and ninety-four

Posted by Peter on 2 December, 2009 11:21 am. No comments.

Landing

Moderate to strong

Walking off some mashed banana

one thousand, seven hundred and ninety-three

Posted by Peter on 1 December, 2009 12:18 pm. No comments.

TV/living room

Moderate

Plans for tea

one thousand, seven hundred and ninety-two

Posted by Peter on 30 November, 2009 3:52 pm. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate

The Rockefeller Skank on Spotify, plus dancing baby

one thousand, seven hundred and ninety-one

Posted by Peter on 29 November, 2009 11:01 pm. No comments.

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Setting the central heating

one thousand, seven hundred and ninety

Posted by Peter on 28 November, 2009 11:33 pm. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Having noted the previous sneeze, going to get a tissue

one thousand, seven hundred and eighty-nine

Posted by Peter on 28 November, 2009 11:32 pm. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Standing on the bed to close the blind

one thousand, seven hundred and eighty-eight

Posted by Peter on 28 November, 2009 6:26 pm. No comments.

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Idly checking Twitter while idly ignoring The Empire Strikes Back

one thousand, seven hundred and eighty-seven

Posted by Peter on 28 November, 2009 1:48 pm. No comments.

Bathroom

Moderate

Facing the sink, about to clean my clean my teeth

one thousand, seven hundred and eighty-six

Posted by Peter on 28 November, 2009 8:28 am. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Three people at different stages of waking up

one thousand, seven hundred and eighty-five

Posted by Peter on 27 November, 2009 3:31 pm. No comments.

Bedroom

Strong

Babytainment

one thousand, seven hundred and eighty-four

Posted by Peter on 26 November, 2009 9:52 pm. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate

Handing over a laptop: “there’s nothing I want to look at, ever”

one thousand, seven hundred and eighty-three

Posted by Peter on 25 November, 2009 10:20 pm. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate

The Thick Of It on iPlayer

one thousand, seven hundred and eighty-two

Posted by Peter on 25 November, 2009 4:34 am. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate

stanscafe.co.uk on Day 3 of The Just Price of Flowers

one thousand, seven hundred and eighty-one

Posted by Peter on 24 November, 2009 9:00 pm. No comments.

TV/living room

Moderate

Costa shortlists announced tonight?

one thousand, seven hundred and eighty

Posted by Peter on 24 November, 2009 3:30 pm. No comments.

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Waiting for the PC laptop to boot up for Mathcad, and clicking on Steady As She Goes on iTunes

one thousand, seven hundred and seventy-nine

Posted by Peter on 22 November, 2009 11:18 pm. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Mobile phone in one hand, Enemy of Chaos in the other, and a baby on top of me

one thousand, seven hundred and seventy-eight

Posted by Peter on 22 November, 2009 6:10 pm. No comments.

Hall

Moderate to strong

Carrying mugs to kitchen

one thousand, seven hundred and seventy-seven

Posted by Peter on 22 November, 2009 10:46 am. No comments.

Kitchen

Strong

About to poach an egg (no mushrooms today)

one thousand, seven hundred and seventy-six

Posted by Peter on 21 November, 2009 10:56 am. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

A&J discussing “overboard” while I pace the room with a baby sticking out of my stomach

one thousand, seven hundred and seventy-five

Posted by Peter on 20 November, 2009 10:03 pm. No comments.

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Unwrapping an Ecover dishwasher tablet

one thousand, seven hundred and seventy-four

Posted by Peter on 20 November, 2009 5:32 pm. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Closing laptop

one thousand, seven hundred and seventy-three

Posted by Peter on 20 November, 2009 1:46 pm. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate

Sketching the graph of g(x) = (1/9 (x – 3)^2) – 4 (6 <= x <= 9)

one thousand, seven hundred and seventy-two

Posted by Peter on 20 November, 2009 10:21 am. No comments.

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Buttering toast (the frying of mushrooms has produced and acrid air, irritating the nasal membrane)

one thousand, seven hundred and seventy-one

Posted by Peter on 19 November, 2009 11:28 am. No comments.

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Making bread (adding seeds)

one thousand, seven hundred and seventy

Posted by Peter on 18 November, 2009 8:55 pm. No comments.

TV/living room

Moderate

Clearing up before bed

one thousand, seven hundred and sixty-nine

Posted by Peter on 18 November, 2009 2:15 pm. No comments.

Car, Handsworth

Moderate to strong

On our way home

one thousand, seven hundred and sixty-eight

Posted by Peter on 18 November, 2009 1:06 pm. No comments.

Car, St Mary’s Row, Moseley

Moderate to strong

A trip to Handsworth

one thousand, seven hundred and sixty-seven

Posted by Peter on 18 November, 2009 7:49 am. No comments.

Dining room

Moderate to strong

The Bedside Crow

one thousand, seven hundred and sixty-six

Posted by Peter on 17 November, 2009 8:56 am. No comments.

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Tea, with Mother

one thousand, seven hundred and sixty-five

Posted by Peter on 16 November, 2009 12:51 pm. No comments.

Dining room

Strong

Computer, Simon Cowell, my Mom, the word “twat”

one thousand, seven hundred and sixty-four

Posted by Peter on 15 November, 2009 10:02 pm. No comments.

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

The kettle having boiled, I re-enter the kitchen to finish making a cup of tea

one thousand, seven hundred and sixty-three

Posted by Peter on 15 November, 2009 7:42 pm. No comments.

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Twitter: @EnemyofChaos

one thousand, seven hundred and sixty-two

Posted by Peter on 15 November, 2009 4:57 pm. No comments.

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

(Finished) cleaning the bread bin

one thousand, seven hundred and sixty-one

Posted by Peter on 15 November, 2009 11:32 am. No comments.

Dining room

Moderate to strong

Going through the Birmingham Post in preparation for my Rhubarb Radio appearance

one thousand, seven hundred and sixty

Posted by Peter on 14 November, 2009 11:00 pm. No comments.

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Taking Edie for a walk round the house

one thousand, seven hundred and fifty-nine

Posted by Peter on 14 November, 2009 6:07 pm. No comments.

Kitchen

Moderate to strong

Emptying dishwasher

one thousand, seven hundred and fifty-eight

Posted by Peter on 14 November, 2009 4:47 pm. No comments.

Bathroom

Moderate to strong

When were the # and * phone keys introduced in the UK?

one thousand, seven hundred and fifty-seven

Posted by Peter on 13 November, 2009 1:56 pm. No comments.

Stairs

Moderate to strong

Ascending

one thousand, seven hundred and fifty-six

Posted by Peter on 13 November, 2009 1:34 pm. No comments.

Back bedroom office

Moderate to strong

Baby handover

one thousand, seven hundred and fifty-five

Posted by Peter on 13 November, 2009 7:06 am. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate

Turning off the baby sleep light but actually turning on the baby monitor by mistake

one thousand, seven hundred and fifty-four

Posted by Peter on 12 November, 2009 12:33 pm. No comments.

Back bedroom office

Moderate

About to begin second part of epic Sneezecount update

one thousand, seven hundred and fifty-three

Posted by Peter on 11 November, 2009 9:25 am. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Having just delivered the breakfast tray

one thousand, seven hundred and fifty-two

Posted by Peter on 10 November, 2009 9:28 pm. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Adjusting the sensor pad baby monitor thing

one thousand, seven hundred and fifty-one

Posted by Peter on 10 November, 2009 6:32 pm. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate

I Like Boring Things

one thousand, seven hundred and fifty

Posted by Peter on 9 November, 2009 10:31 pm. No comments.

Room 409, Radisson Edwardian Hotel, Covent Garden

Moderate

Looking for a power point (socket)

one thousand, seven hundred and forty-nine

Posted by Peter on 9 November, 2009 8:44 pm. No comments.

Room 409, Radisson Edwardian Hotel, Covent Garden

Moderate

A debrief on the night so far

one thousand, seven hundred and forty-eight

Posted by Peter on 9 November, 2009 6:46 pm. No comments.

Radisson Edwardian Hotel, Covent Garden

Moderate to strong

Checking address of the theatre and stopping a baby from toppling

one thousand, seven hundred and forty-seven

Posted by Peter on 8 November, 2009 3:22 pm. No comments.

Back bedroom office

Moderate

Completing the square

one thousand, seven hundred and forty-six

Posted by Peter on 8 November, 2009 11:38 am. No comments.

Bedroom

Strong

Maths on my lap, but a comment about Radisson Edwardian Hotel website

one thousand, seven hundred and forty-five

Posted by Peter on 7 November, 2009 8:36 pm. No comments.

TV/living room

Moderate

Watching the second half of Miller’s Crossing: last night’s DVD leftovers

one thousand, seven hundred and forty-four

Posted by Peter on 6 November, 2009 8:08 pm. No comments.

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Miller’s Crossing and a bottle feed

one thousand, seven hundred and forty-three

Posted by Peter on 5 November, 2009 12:00 pm. No comments.

Gas Hall, Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery

Moderate to strong

Michael Hallett photographs of the regeneration of the Bull Ring, 2003

one thousand, seven hundred and forty-two

Posted by Peter on 5 November, 2009 8:39 am. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate

Clicking on a Google Alert link (Catherine O’Flynn referenced in the Huffington Post)

one thousand, seven hundred and forty-one

Posted by Peter on 4 November, 2009 6:05 pm. No comments.

Hall

Moderate

Post-discussion of whether to discard broken container (yes)

one thousand, seven hundred and forty

Posted by Peter on 3 November, 2009 11:18 am. No comments.

Back bedroom office

Moderate

Watching a film I just made of the window

one thousand, seven hundred and thirty-nine

Posted by Peter on 2 November, 2009 8:13 am. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate

Twitter trolls

one thousand, seven hundred and thirty-eight

Posted by Peter on 1 November, 2009 3:48 pm. No comments.

TV/living room

Moderate to strong

Columbo working up to his denouement

one thousand, seven hundred and thirty-seven

Posted by Peter on 31 October, 2009 10:27 pm. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate

Email from Paco saying that I was right and he was wrong (that “Metro” is a legitimate word to describe an underground train station in an English translation of a Spanish text)

one thousand, seven hundred and thirty-six

Posted by Peter on 29 October, 2009 9:29 pm. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate to strong

Herring Guestbook on “edgy” comedy

one thousand, seven hundred and thirty-five

Posted by Peter on 29 October, 2009 3:40 pm. No comments.

Bourton-on-the-Water

Moderate to strong

A Revell Concorde modelset in the window of The Toy Shop and Model Railway Exhibition

one thousand, seven hundred and thirty-four

Posted by Peter on 28 October, 2009 9:34 am. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate

Getting dressed

one thousand, seven hundred and thirty-three

Posted by Peter on 27 October, 2009 10:19 am. No comments.

Bedroom

Moderate

Wikipedia: John Le Carre