Temple Street, Birmingham Moderate Striding towards Maplins

Front garden path Moderate Approaching the front door, key in hand

Office / spare bedroom Moderate Wardrobes now installed

Bathroom Moderate Staring into the mirror trying not to sneeze – time very estimated

TV / living room Moderate Putting an NYPD Blue DVD in an envelope

St Martin’s Square, Birmingham Moderate Sitting back on a deckchair

Bedroom Moderate Deciding that it was not necessary to wash the lasagne dish today

Hall Moderate Going to bed

Bedroom, Muswell Hill Moderate Asleep?

Room 1, Moat Lane Moderate Counting exam papers

Bedroom Moderate July 24th? It’s our calender and we’re taking it back

Gente de Pasta, Barcelona Moderate Discussion of how our rocket (salad) might be doing back home

Room 601, Hotel Condado, Barcelona Moderate Asleep: I think, a first

Placa dels Angels, Barcelona Moderate Watching passers-by, skaters, etc

MACBA shop, Barcelona Moderate Looking at the cover of a Sydney Pollock DVD in Italian

Courtyard, Textil Cafe, Barcelona Moderate Espacio sin humo, prohibido fumar

Wetherspoons, Birmingham Airport Moderate I don’t want a drink yet

Kitchen, Edgbaston Moderate Takeaway just arrived

Pelican crossing outside Hay Festival entrance, Hay-on-Wye Moderate Waiting to cross

Hay Festival, Hay-on-Wye Moderate Finding a toilet before the recording of Open Book

Bedroom, Tilton House, Lewes Moderate Coming in from the bathroom

Bathroom, Tilton House, Lewes Moderate Putting the soap back

Back bedroom office Moderate Comparing my head with that of Action Man after self-barbery

Bedroom Moderate Waving at the man over the road

Kitchen Moderate Washing my hands after doing the bins

Park near Sarehole Mill Moderate Walking away from an ESOL football match

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane Moderate Organising a folder of assessments

Approaching the railway arch at the start of Stratford Road, Birmingham Moderate I can hear an ambulance

Scala subway, Holloway Head, Birmingham Moderate Going to karate

Reception / office, Moat Lane Moderate How many grams of spaghetti did I eat yesterday?

Level 14, Moat Lane Car Park, Birmingham Moderate A very good view of the city to the South

Bedroom Moderate Pretty much still asleep

Gap, Solihull Moderate Waiting by the changing rooms

Library Theatre, Birmingham Moderate Birmingham International Film Society presentation of Las Doce Sillas

Kitchen Moderate Arranging the breakfast tray

Dining room, Southborough, Kent Moderate Slightly perplexed at The Guardian’s the comic

The Hand and Sceptre, Southborough, Kent Moderate Ghost stories

Googe Street, W1 Moderate Right-angling my way back to the hotel

Living room, Broseley Wood Moderate Freeview hinterland conversations

Kitchen / dining room, Broseley Wood Moderate Curry conversations

Vincent Joseph, Worcester and Birmingham Canal Turn, Birmingham Moderate Party on a barge!

Bedroom Moderate A wake-up sneeze

Back bedroom office Moderate April showers

Spotted Dog, Digbeth Moderate Cheers!

Bedroom, North Nibley, Gloucestershire Moderate Reading Guardian Booker Prize stuff

TV / living room, North Nibley, Gloucestershire Moderate Apples to Apples: “extreme”