TV / living room, North Nibley, Gloucestershire Moderate Apples to Apples: “outrageous”

Kitchen, North Nibley, Gloucestershire Moderate Reading Sports Guardian, of a Saturday

TV / living room, North Nibley, Gloucestershire Moderate Would you do the Bridgenorth walk?

Kitchen, North Nibley, Gloucestershire Moderate A public speaking anecdote

Kitchen, North Nibley, Gloucestershire Moderate Talking about fun times in Much Wenlock

Kitchen, North Nibley, Gloucestershire Moderate Discussing my 39th birthday cake

TV / living room Moderate Guardian Guide: Peter Robinson’s Screenburn?

Bedroom Moderate Travel plans for April

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane Moderate Preparing Cert Ed APEL folder

High Street, Birmingham Moderate Going to work, with Use By 17/3 Boots Smoothie, 50p

Landing Moderate Going back to the back bedroom to continue work, yes

The Vegetarian’s Paradise, Bloomsbury Moderate And two come at once

The Vegetarian’s Paradise, Bloomsbury Moderate Finishing off

Corridor, Moat Lane Moderate Discussing The Poles Are Coming

Bedroom Moderate Don’t forget to write this down

Office / spare bedroom Moderate Just got up

The Budokan, Birmingham Moderate “Not seen you for a while”

Costa Coffee, The Bull Ring Moderate Feeling a bit nothing

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane Moderate Photocopying “resources”

Connie’s Cafe, Perth Moderate Here is the breakfast

Room 546, Hyatt Regency, Perth WA Moderate Just got up

Bathroom, Grand Hyatt, Melbourne Moderate Preparing to shave

Autopia tour bus, St Kilda, Melbourne Moderate About to set off on Great Ocean Road tour (will there be koalas?)

Elbow Room, St Kilda, Melbourne Moderate Finished breakfast

Brunswick Street, Melbourne Moderate Walking, looking

1922, Grand Hyatt, Melbourne Moderate Sneezecount notebook: “even in Melbourne the 3 pm sneeze” – what the hell does that mean?

1922, Grand Hyatt, Melbourne Moderate A very sneezy start to the day (07.42 local time)

Taxi, Heathrow ring road Moderate Vapour trails, planes taking off

Outside Thistle Hotel, Heathrow Moderate Waiting for taxi

67th floor, Rockefeller Center, NYC Moderate “A very good view of Central Park”

Indigo Bookstore, Eaton Center, Toronto Moderate Scouring the trade paperbacks

Suite 724, 1 Kings West, Toronto Moderate Entering

Wetherspoons, Terminal 4, Heathrow Moderate Watching the omelette eaters

London Moderate After South Bank Show Awards, all details very approximate

Kitchen/diner, Sparkhill Moderate After dinner talk and barking dog

Bedroom Moderate Race between the sneeze and blowing my nose

Room 1, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate Discussing citizenship applications

Dining room Moderate Madeleine latest

Bedroom Moderate Getting my handbag together

Academy Cafe, Moat Lane, Birmingham Moderate Selecting Metro article for use in class

Bedroom Moderate to strong Contract negotiations

Bedroom Moderate Time to get up

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane Moderate I should probably do some work now

Bedroom Moderate Can’t sleep

Bedroom Moderate Go to sleep!

Contemporary gallery, Tate Britain Moderate So, is this art?

TV / living room Moderate Having just won on a CD pub quiz

Conservatory, Knaresborough Moderate Getting ready to go

Dining room, Knaresborough Moderate Feeling a bit full

TV / living room, Knaresborough Moderate Arranging presents under the tree

Kitchen Moderate Double checking the time

Kitchen Moderate Checking the larder for provisions

Teachers’ room, Moat Lane Moderate Talking about mobile phones!